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The Swedish Chef® of Team Sanchez

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About Me



I will shoot you in the face!! With photography.

My Interests

i love taking pictures. like, a lot. i really like watching movies. sometimes i read. i like motorcycles. and i love to dance and sing. i suck at singing, but apparently i dance really well for a white dude.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

unjust, dj platurn, air, cafe tacuba, parliament funkadelic, shuggie otis, maxwell, chaka khan, el debarge, tenacious d, bumcello, the alkaholiks, frontline, balance, head automatica, scissor sisters, e-40, the coup, kruder & dorfmeister, tony toni tone, sade, black sabbath, led zeppelin, jerry reed, dr. hook

Movies:

the last dragon, anchorman, city of god, boomerang, smokey and the bandit, when harry met sally, new legend of shaolin, fist of legend, trading places, spiderman I & II, tron, desperado, the lion king, the matrix, the karate kid, breakfast club, sixteen candles, office space, etc. etc. etc.

Television:

"Television has become, so to speak, the background radiation of the social and intellectual universe..."

Books:

the art of happiness, a series of unfortunate events 1st-11th, his dark materials trilogy, the dirt: autobiography of motley crue, lies and the lying liars who tell them, sceptical essays, the power of now, the diablo dealer, the b&h catalog, instruction manuals, ingredient lists, shampoo bottles

Heroes:



My Blog

my soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another

okay, so remember how i was pissing and moaning about how i have to sell my bike because i found out it's a bonerkiller?  what, my thinly veiled allegory didn't get all that across?  whateve...
Posted by The Swedish Chef® of Team Sanchez on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:15:00 PST

god i miss you

....and yet i feel like you're still within my reach.  countless hours have been spent wondering what i might have done different, what thoughts or actions or feelings would have made you mine fo...
Posted by The Swedish Chef® of Team Sanchez on Fri, 18 May 2007 06:09:00 PST

panorandemonium....

....is what it said on an old photo cd i found, and maaaaaan is iceland pretty, check out these panoramic tests i did:it's no wonder i'm so awesome, look where i came from!!...
Posted by The Swedish Chef® of Team Sanchez on Wed, 16 May 2007 12:44:00 PST

the human condition

what is it that makes a man stay up far beyond his regularly scheduled bedtime downloading camp & cockrock anthems for tomorrow's commute?wham - wake me up before you go go - 91% downloadedwarrant...
Posted by The Swedish Chef® of Team Sanchez on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:02:00 PST

fight for what you believe

occasionally in this life a time comes when we must band together to fight for a common cause.  whether it be feeding starving children, or supporting the stopping of clubbing of baby seals, or ...
Posted by The Swedish Chef® of Team Sanchez on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:12:00 PST

oldness sucks

so, you know how everybody's parents always say they were the cutest baby ever?  well, it turns out i actually WAS the cutest baby ever, feast your eyes on this!OH MY GOD THE CUTENESS IS FREAKING...
Posted by The Swedish Chef® of Team Sanchez on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:04:00 PST

the method to my madness

there's a reason i don't usually drink.  and that reason is that right now i feel like the biggest turd in the known universe.  apparently i had heeeeella fun at luka's last night?  for...
Posted by The Swedish Chef® of Team Sanchez on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:32:00 PST

and i didn't even know it....

Pretty lazylike melike a kinglike a robberyeehaalooking at the starsI wish-Petur, 3/8/90hahhahahahaha i was a weird kid.  10 year olds are not supposed to be this pretentious....
Posted by The Swedish Chef® of Team Sanchez on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:01:00 PST

serendipity

soooooo, i locked myself out of my house.  i went out the back door, which i never ever do, and i don't have a backdoor key.  and i left the chain on the front door, so when i tried to get b...
Posted by The Swedish Chef® of Team Sanchez on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:52:00 PST

i'm depressed

my bike tire is flat.  again.  like, really really flat.  that means no high speed twistie riding.  fuuuuuuuck.  consider this blog as an open invite for any women that wanna ...
Posted by The Swedish Chef® of Team Sanchez on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:02:00 PST