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Keyon

gimme some shugah!

About Me

Last night I had a dream that you grew a garden on the trampoline and I was so happy that I invented peanut butter!

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My Interests

the moma, beautiful languages, long haired rugs, my own sexual limits, first kisses, paris, seeing that thing that only you get to see, sanity changing into insanity, pretty grass, ninjas

Music:

tom waits, rufus wainwright, jill scott, portishead, bjork, nina simone, fiona apple, beethoven, pinback. im a big fan of the mix cd for every mood. they generally consist of indie-rock, jazz, hip-hop, and trip-hop.

Movies:

hedwig and the angry inch, all the real girls, old boy, you me and everyone we know, baraka, city of god, amelie, buffalo 66, wet hot american summer, guess who's coming to dinner(the original), ninja scroll, rope, brokeback mountain.

Television:

battlestar galactica, absolutely fabulous, sifl n olly, the brak show, cowboys bebop

Books:

taiyo matsumoto, david sedaris, butt magazine

Heroes:

Spiderman

My Blog

no but seriously

so im back on wednesday evening, let drink... your treat... seriously i have like no money. but as a thank you for your future gifts of liquid merryment i offer you this lovely entertaining game Hide ...
Posted by Keyon on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:44:00 PST

i almost wanna move to the us for this bad boy.

i can't even... im just so excited! i want that.iphone ...
Posted by Keyon on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 06:44:00 PST

ask me why i mourn

i miss the gray tie up pants with the black grain running through, and the hand dyed pink unicorns band shirt with the neck cut out. i miss the hairstyle that looks like a shitzu, a ponytail fanned ou...
Posted by Keyon on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:30:00 PST

hey kimchi robinson, i when to your motherland.

y'know what i hate? i hate it when i see a hot guy and im like, "oh snap that boy is hella fine!" and then he gets closer, and he's actually a girl with a boyish figure and a short haircut. i hate tha...
Posted by Keyon on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 03:41:00 PST

"I'm a lady!"

Queef"Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" a...
Posted by Keyon on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 06:58:00 PST

my new favorite song

i have no words ...
Posted by Keyon on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:17:00 PST

a few words on the subject of movement.

i feel pretty lucky to have, in the last year, visited about 10 or so countries. but, let me be the first to say that there is something vastly superior about shitting at home. dont get me wrong, the ...
Posted by Keyon on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 08:20:00 PST

just another day in the life . . .

i had the weirdest dream lastnight. i was a slave in the traditional african american way but my master was black. one night after work, my master, who was drunk, lay down next to me on my slave bunk ...
Posted by Keyon on Fri, 12 May 2006 07:05:00 PST

i like this show, but you wouldn't get it.

the older i get, the more i relize that i ain't so special. i think im quite okay with it as depressing as it may sound to some.  i may think my life is interesting and important, but thats just ...
Posted by Keyon on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 11:10:00 PST

ask me why i mourn

I'm not happy. imagine waking up and remembering that one of your tits has been removed, or one of your balls. UNCOOL! i don't form too much attachment too many material things, but these were my bab...
Posted by Keyon on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 08:48:00 PST