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Ilana Awesome

motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit

About Me

Aye..... sea turkles!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ilana megan
Birthday: 11/11/85
Birthplace: NY
Current Location: orlando
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: blonde with brown shaved half
Height: something about 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty wha!!
Your Heritage: german
The Shoes You Wore Today: white ballerina flats
Your Weakness: colds
Your Fears: definitly megalodons, sharks, and dolphins
Your Perfect Pizza: super meat- peperoni, sausage, hamburger, and bacon. heart attack on a plate
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: graduate
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: homie
Thoughts First Waking Up: where is my phone?
Your Best Physical Feature: can you say all?
Your Bedtime: depends on the night.
Your Most Missed Memory: forgot it
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke fucking rules
MacDonalds or Burger King: mc d's their fries are greasier
Single or Group Dates: prefer single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: crystal light
Chocolate or Vanilla: neither- i dont like sweets
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee all the way
Do you Smoke: yep- i should quit tho
Do you Swear: all the time
Do you Sing: i should never sing
Do you Shower Daily: definitly
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: almost out
Do you want to get Married: dunno, if i find that guy yeah of course
Do you belive in yourself: i believe in my art- and thats all thats really important to me
Do you get Motion Sickness: only in busses
Do you think you are Attractive: id say yes
Are you a Health Freak: lately yes
Do you get along with your Parents: definitly.
Do you like Thunderstorms: scary as shit!
&..39;Do you play an Instrument:' used to play bass but then discovered i sucked so i stopped
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, but i have been cutting down alot
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: just cold meds
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i used to work at one
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope- i had one oreo- but i dont really like them
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope thank god
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yup
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes- water from the grocery store
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: prolly
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: except for that water at the grocery store- never
How do you want to Die: in a pool of blood- something dramatic-
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: concept artist for horror films or illustrate comic books
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont have one
Favourite Hair Color: i like dark haired boys
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: doesnt matter i tend to like some shorter guys- dny
Weight: dunno
Best Clothing Style: as long as it can be considered "style" i really dont like flip flops, and im a sucker for a nice pair of jeans
Number of Drugs I have taken: dunno
Number of CDs I own: not too many- most everything is on my computer
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i have no regrets
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My Interests

DDDAAAAEEEEHHHHHH!!!!! kisses, beer, and cigarettes. big bootie bitches. energy drinks. coffee. pretty eyes. non douchey boys. ... sexy zombies.. necrophelia.. pirates with scurvy and peg legs.. the jurrasic park sharades game.. pickles....my cigs ..platforms and big boots...pointy shoes.. cute boys of course.. mullets.. mohawks.. pretty colored hair.. studs and spikes.. black.. nailpolish..transvestites n drag queens... paige haley...my ALKEEEHOLL!! lots of smokey smokes...the color pink...SUSHI....visual kei music...watching copious amounts of the Sci Fi network.... bad horror films... those frozen michaelinas lasagna dinners.

I'd like to meet:

people who are awesome. and all people who are convinced that if they go in the ocean they will be eaten by a giant 60 foot shark.
Funny Videos
.. yamahawesome and xcorexbeerninjalivejournal: www.livejournal.com/0dope_orgies

Music:

Orgy, Dir En Grey, EXILE, Girugamesh, Unsraw, soroban KuRt imitation pops uchuu sentai noiz, BOOWy, Megaryu, aikaryu, koda kumi, asian kung fu generation, lolita23q, olivia lufkin, ladytron, TRICERATOPS, Cobra Starship!!!!!!!! Zeromancer, the academy is gym class heroes, red jumpsuit aparatus Kelly osbourne, Kill Hannah, Dope Stars inc. manson, Dead Sexy, deadsy Still Life Projector, dimmu borgir, HIM, Miyavi, Baroque, Blam HOney, psycho le cemu, The Faint, siam shade, Due le quartz, Bug, Plastic tree, HIDE!!!!!, La:Sadies, Baroque, Nigtmare, New Sodmy, Despairs ray, Fatima, Pennicillin, Korn, keoki, lords of acid, rob zombie, white zombie, spineshank, Dope, MSI, VNV nation, JC chasez, GwenStefani, Ashley Simpson static-X, Lacuna coil, Nelly, Ludacris, apotomyia berserk, London after midnight, switchblade symphony concrete blonde

Movies:

Emperors new groove,300, aladdin, Anchorman, Audition, Suicide club, Ichi the Killer, boondock saints, 5th element, Lord of the Rings, Volcano High, Advent children, megaladon: attack of the 60 foot prehistoric terror, spring break shark attack, shark attack 1-3, dreamcatcher, The Usual suspects, Jurrasic park 1-3 (though 2 is my fav), Labrynth( the David bowie crotch shot), Battle Royale, Spaceballs.... most terrible sci fi movies that will make you want to gouge your eyeballs out kinda of like that movie with the acid spitting llamas. also i like almost all versus movies- AVP, freddy v jason, and i think they should make a poseidon v titanic.. seriously. they should.. generally speaking infection or virus movies are also a plus like that robin cooks invasion movie with luke perry. oh.. and...GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

Most Extreeeeme Elimation Challenge (Takeshi's castle), Family Guy, Inuyasha, yuyu hakusho, Lexx, Teen Titans, CSI, Law n order SVU and all other forms of law and order, ER, Kathy Griffen- life on the D list, Iron Chef, biker Buildoff, and mostly anything on Sci Fi or Cartoon Network

Books:

there are many- but i do have an insane love for LOrd of the Rings, and if you make fun of me ill have to kill you

My Blog

ok.. in addition to AJ's birthday blog

it was fun. i had a good time. i swear :) im just an asshole
Posted by Ilana Awesome on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 09:11:00 PST

fucking cock-ass AJ's bday thingymadoodle

weirdest fucking night ever...seriously. Fuck Right.  I Leave my house to go to Michelles. we do some shit then go some places.  End up at solid sound.  Drinking Follows for a few hours...
Posted by Ilana Awesome on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 08:09:00 PST

bored shit

}.-~ HAVE YOU EVER ~-.{HAVE YOU EVER SAID SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T MEAN AND TRIED TO TAKE IT BACK?:im pretty sure i have HAVE YOU EVER SENT FOOD BACK IN A RESTAURANT?:nope HAVE YOU EVER GONE TO THE BEACH...
Posted by Ilana Awesome on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 05:23:00 PST

home home on the range....

so im back in south florida again. bah.sucks- for some odd reason i love it here. i have no friends so no one can annoy me- whats funny is i am generally a loner.. i have cable- so i can watch TV. my ...
Posted by Ilana Awesome on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 08:19:00 PST

what an awesome day with jenna

here are the pictures from jenna n i's walk around UCF...aparently its on fire:theres going to be a part two as soon as i get those uploaded...it was soo much fun!and now i need a shower- im covered i...
Posted by Ilana Awesome on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 05:11:00 PST

razor blades and power drills

so heres my weekend. jauqi cmae up awesome. we walked around delray on friday, jellaxed by the beach, enjoyed walking lots. saturday i was looking through my bag and snipped the tip of my finger off ...
Posted by Ilana Awesome on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 01:06:00 PST

pointing at the moon??? where the fuck are my bongos?

ok so i had the oddest night lst night.  went out with kara and we went to the beach (haha, i had a tiny panic attack - for those of you who dont know, im deathly afraid of water--and yes i ...
Posted by Ilana Awesome on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 09:40:00 PST

daeh

 cranky shit:   i wanna see brokeback mountain, but im broke i lost my ball on my septum ring, and the ring is a 16 gauge, while  my nose was punched at a 10 gauge. so it keeps falling ...
Posted by Ilana Awesome on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 05:43:00 PST

alright, heres what i look for in a guy

hmm... boredom strikes again! that and the guys i have been meeting lately are either morons or live in far away states. 1. someone who appreciates my retarded sense of humor- ex. wearing those hyster...
Posted by Ilana Awesome on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 06:24:00 PST

poo....

i hate school!!!!!!!!! ok so its time to stop procrastinating and go do homework now.. but mommy, i dont wanna do my homework! you cant make me...ok nevermind ill go do it. and i am going to eat ramen...
Posted by Ilana Awesome on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST