Figaro

Hey! ;D
for starters, my name is Josh(ua). But people also call me Figa
chances are good, you found me on youtube.
if not here you go:: petrilude!!
im a makeup artist for MAC cosmetics
i quit in may!
don't ask me how to get a job for mac.
ill ignore it!
im a fan of eskimo kisses
im the observant type, i like to listen, not talk.
im too quiet, and i think to much.
im a loner, but i have many great friends.
im too serious, but im laid back.
im too dependable, yet i feel the need for independence.
i like to think im tough, but know im vulnerable.
im tired of being nice, but i dont want to be mean.
im tired of being myself, but i dont want to be anyone else.
my intuitions are almost always right, even when sometimes i tend to dismiss it.
im not easily embarrassed. it embarrasses my friends.
i love to dance, but don't really know if i'm any good.
--that doesnt stop me from doing it.
i have actually held a one person dance party in the middle of an airport MULTIPLE times.
on occasion im known to bust out old school dance moves such as: the sprinkler, the running man, the robocop, the kid 'n play etc.
chris and i show you how its done...
drag queens & trannies, rhinestones & kittens...
--these are a few of my favorite things.
i absolutely HATE glitter.
--but still use it from time to time.
Tucker & Turbo (my dogs) are hands down the best ever.
i have a very dirty mind.
--its pretty much inappropriate.
i think the term "straight acting" is hilarious.
--i also think its hard to be "str8 acting" with a dick in your ass.
i love when random strangers smiile or even say hello while walking down the street.
of course there are many other things i could put here, but i'll spare you...
don't hesitate to say hello!! i have aim, yahoo, & msn... want them? just ask.