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Pizza Delivery Svc.[BPG]

its time to stop fucking around, and start fucking... around!

About Me

- im left handed scrawny ass white boy that wears dickies almost every day. - i run a pizza restauant in sparks - i like ribs - im THE BIGGEST dork you will ever meet - my favorite colors are red and black - i love the summertime - i text message like crazy. if you give me your number, ill likely hit you up more than once a day! - my AIM/AOL is alk1985(good luck finding me, im never on)

Leave me some comment luvvins here!

My Interests

i consider sex a recreational activity, and you should too. Chaste makes waste. oh and i love the smell of diesel smoke wayyy too much for my own good

I'd like to meet:

your mom. lewis black. ron white.THE END OF THE WORLD!!!IRVING!!!

Music:

DRE... thats all you need to know...he was an original NWA member... (those guys ruled) ... dre brought up SNOOP(old- before snoop tried to go on his own-and failed horribly-... think his new song- "drop it like its hot"... you know what i mean!) EMINEM... best rapper ever... so basically everyone affiliated with Dr. DRE... 2PAC!!!, Em. snoop, ice cube, busta, dj quik, d12, 50, warren g, eazy e, xzibit, obie and on and on beyond that... ive got CD's up the ying yang.. Run DMC, KCi & JoJo, Blackstreet, Jay Z, Linkin park, papa roach, sevendust, DMX, LL Cool J, Timbaland, offspring, the presidents of the united states of america, cake, MC Hammer, Korn, BEASTIE BOYS(old only), coolio, greenday, aerosmith

Movies:

ive tried this before, but ill try again to nail all of them VAN WILDER, OLD SCHOOL, AMERICAN PIE, pulp fiction, liar liar, austin powers (1 2 and 3), ace ventura, pee wee, napoleon, dude wheres my car, meet the parents, meet the fockers, beavis and butthead, anything with jim carrey, steve martin, chevy chase, anything with will ferrel, old school, vacation(- all like 4), night at the roxbury.. theres lots more too.. im just brain fartin'... will add more as i think of them!

Television:

whatever is on comedy central is good, the speed channel

Books:

kama sutra. marketing, Dr. Seuss. Dr.Pinderschloss' blogs(i know, theyre not a book, but equally as exciting to read, nonetheless)

Heroes:

-your mom last night -jo superhero

Pizza Delivery Svc.[BPG]'s Details

Status: alive. and i dont 'do' status, sorry.
Here for: the free beer
Orientation: Straight, with heterosexual tendencies
Hometown: tha hometown is the no-town
Body Type: 5' 8" / Slim Jim
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Religion: Other
Sign: Libra
Smoke / Drink: fawk no! / psh ya!
Children: someday when i grow up
Education: more than you
Occupation: pizza tech
Income: huh??

My Blog

sonofabitch its 2k8 election season!

id like to send out a loud resounding WHATTHEFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .. to the 2k8 elections. i always have considerably less health in both a mental and physical state for the 12 months leading up ...
Posted by Pizza Delivery Svc.[BPG] on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 02:51:00 PST

I'm addicted...

...to riding my bike. ive put 1000 miles on it in 2 weeks. the only thing left to do is explain this to my truck; i bet it thinks im cheating on it... which i am.
Posted by Pizza Delivery Svc.[BPG] on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:36:00 PST

Spring time for Tony

looking back on my past blogs, i feel proud of myself for being so versed and having such clarity of thought. clarity. clarity. clarity.   that seems to be the theme of the last half year for me....
Posted by Pizza Delivery Svc.[BPG] on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 01:52:00 PST

magnetism

like a magnet attracted to a piece of metal. I find it interesting that one thing can be attracted to another, with the other not having the same properties to be attracted to the first object. you c...
Posted by Pizza Delivery Svc.[BPG] on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:52:00 PST

What's your piece of paper look like??

ok so sometimes people ask me ... how come i have so few friends, work so much and dedicate so much of my freetime to my hobby... my jeep. the answer is one of these things that get proven to me time ...
Posted by Pizza Delivery Svc.[BPG] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

one of the suckiest days of my life...

ive been violated worse than ever before in my life. My complete stereo system including over 200 cds were stolen from my jeep late last night. yea.... trying to keep a calm cool, level head about th...
Posted by Pizza Delivery Svc.[BPG] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

poopie

yay i havent posted a blog in a while so i think i will... i dont know what to say but theres always words in my mouth that make no sense when they come out... i have a new pic, because its cool and...
Posted by Pizza Delivery Svc.[BPG] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

how conceited are some people??

wow ok yea... so i was on this other guys profile and what did i find?? jeez.. hes either really really conceited or really fucking hot.. i wish i was 'really fucking hot'.... one day... last cristma...
Posted by Pizza Delivery Svc.[BPG] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my first blog ever

yay i wrote a blog... yay
Posted by Pizza Delivery Svc.[BPG] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST