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Jezebel in Real Life

when your clitoris gets frostbite, the terrorists win.

About Me

interested in becoming a gladiator.if anyone can help me out with that, you know how to find me.

My Interests

i am joining a family band and touring the countryside. grape juice. eating all six raspberry filled powdered donuts. my prodigy of a nephew. having a bonified sunvalley air conditioner. jim morrison. POLYGAMISTS. tomkins. singing things instead of just saying them. it annoys everybody, which in turn makes me love it even more. snaps. camping in the country. dancing shoes. whiskey. and budweiser. new friends. old ones.

I'd like to meet:

jack black. ozzy osborne. lucille ball.

Television:

law and order. all of them. conan obrien. nip/tuck.

Books:

The Scandalous Summer of Sissy LeBlanc. Hells Angels. More, Now, and Again: A Memoir of Addiction.

Heroes:

your mom.

My Blog

it's my baby mama. yeeee know.

I will never understand. Ever. Maybe when i die i will have a moment of clarity, but frankly, what the fuck does it matter at that point? or now, even? I suppose there are some things that are just me...
Posted by Jezebel in Real Life on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:03:00 PST

twitterpated

i have a crush folks.
Posted by Jezebel in Real Life on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this was an amusing little game (version 2.0)

Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band::Radiohead Are you female or male::Subterranean Homesick Alien Describe yourself:: Climbing Up The Walls How do some people feel a...
Posted by Jezebel in Real Life on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST