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Kristian

I fell off the hill but my god it's good down here!

About Me

I am the Mushy Pea King!!! - No really I make the meanest mushy peas you will have ever tasted!!!I'm a dude; dude.... I'm a good person who loves to rock out. I am incredibly opinionated which can cause offence and I f*****g hate racism and any general biggotry. We all share the same world aswell as countries. Those that you love should know you love them, those that you hate; well can all just fu*k off anyways. I try to live my life by the motto "Seek the wisdom of the ages but look at the world through the eyes of a child" - [Ron Wild]I come in peace

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My Woman, Emma, motorbikes, Music, Music, Music and my x-box!!! I also spend a lot of time with friends.

I'd like to meet:

Just about everyone who is cool. I am in a marvellous relationship so come be my friend.
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Music:

Alanis Morisette, Babybird, BB King, John Lee Hooker, Beach Boys, Beatles, Bill Withers, Billy Idol, Black Eyed Peas, Blondie, Blur, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Buddy Holly, Cat Stevens, Chaka Khan, Cheech and Chong, Chuck Berry, Classical (too many to name), Coldplay, Cypress Hill, Daft Punk, David Bowie, DJ Format, DJ Yoda, Abdominal, Dr Hook, Dusty Springfield, Eagle Eye Cherry, Eagles, Elvis Presly, Faithless, Fatboy Slim, Fine Young Cannibals, Formby, Lonnie Donnegan, Gary Jules, Gorillaz, Grand Master Flash, Guns N' Roses, Gwen Stefani, Happy Mondays, Hootie and the Blowfish, Jackie Wilson, James, Jamiroquai, Jimi Hendrix, Justin Timberlake, Kaiser Chiefs, Kanye West, King Tubby, Le Luniz, Lenny Kravitz, Louis Prima, Lynard Skynard, Mark Morrison, Mark Owen (only Clementine), Marvin Gaye, Barry White, James Brown, MC Hammer, Meat Loaf, Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Michael Jackson, New Radicals, Nirvana, Oasis, OK GO, Otis Redding, Outkast, Pantera, Paula Abdul, Pink Floyd, Roger Waters, Prodigy, RL Burnside, REM, Rave, Ray Charles, Red Hot Chilli's, Rednex, Rhianna, Right Said Fred, Rush Hour, Scissor Sisters, Semisonic, Sepultura, Shaggy, Silver Chair, Simon and Garfunkel, Sinead O' Connor, Snoop Dogg, Dr Dre, Eminem (Some o' that hippity hop shit), Steppenwolf, Steve Harley, Sublime, Talking Heads, Tenacious D, The Clash, The Freespirits (they fookin rock...check out www.thefreespirits.co.uk), The Game, The Gossip, The Killers, The Kooks, The Levellers, The Magic Numbers, The Rolling Stones, The Sex Pistols, Frank and Nancy Sinatra, The Stranglers, The Undertones, The Verve, The White Stripes, The Who, The Zutons, Thin Lizzy, Tracey Chapman, Turtles, Van Morrison, Vanilla Ice, ZZ Top and many many more!!!
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Movies:

This is always a tough one. My favourite movies in no particular order would have to be Godfather I,II and III; Alien/s; Predator; Austin Powers I,II and III; Ace Ventura I and II and so much more. I also love anything sci-fi that's well done. Oh and let's not forget Mary Poppins, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Aladdin (the Disney one).
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Television:

Don't have time for tv recently. Spendin too much time workin and then there's mi woman, the littlen and of course Martha...that's mi bike. Oh what a life! :)

Heroes:

Me, Myself and I!!!

My Blog

Big girls aren’t beautiful

Fuckin Mika and his new song "Big girls are beautiful". Well I tell you they're not. Mika should be tried for promoting ugliness and un-healthiness in our women. I mean come on...since when is it good...
Posted by Kristian on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 01:31:00 PST

Full beam headlights...

First of all let me explain...I'm a biker. If you are a car driver I would like you to ask yourself one question...Do you believe that bikers are immune to full beam headlights? Some drivers do and I ...
Posted by Kristian on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:30:00 PST

The art of trainin chimps...

The picture you see as my default isn't a created one oh no. It's a photo of one of my kik arse chimps. I am part of a secret organisation teaching chimps how to use guns. The idea behind it is w...
Posted by Kristian on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:52:00 PST

The next step in human evolution...

I have a new theory in how the Human Race should evolve. What do you think to people with indicators and brake lights? Think about it it's a quality idea. Your walking down the high street and instead...
Posted by Kristian on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 05:51:00 PST

Tribute...

I just want to post a lighthearted thread to say thanks to all those dudes and dudettes in my life that make every day so much more pleasurable than it already is so Catherine, Clarkey, Rob, Cart...
Posted by Kristian on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:14:00 PST

Racism

I'll start by saying one thing - I fuckin hate racism!!! We all share the same world not just countries and cities. I have been living in York for the last three years and while I love the city itself...
Posted by Kristian on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 03:06:00 PST

Women in management!

Firstly let me apologise to the women that are good managers (you are few and far between). I will now continue. Women in management is just wrong. I haven't yet worked for a female manager that I got...
Posted by Kristian on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:12:00 PST

Plastic Surgery

Fookin plastic surgery does mi ed in. My other half watches this bloody programme called 'Loose Women' on her dinner break and it's made me realise just how bad this is actually getting. They talk abo...
Posted by Kristian on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 05:11:00 PST

Outlaw Umbrellas!!!!!

Aaaaaaargh. I've just had to endure the bleedin' tourists that flock to York all year round but particularly in the summer holidays. Today however was a lot worse. There were people everywhere wi...
Posted by Kristian on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 06:13:00 PST

Jesus was a drug dealer...

Think about this one. He was either a drug dealer or an incredibly intelligent man or both. I don't doubt that there was once a man that manipulated the minds of hundreds but I do doubt that he was th...
Posted by Kristian on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 03:04:00 PST