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Chris

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is Christopher Dempsey, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

My Interests

Independent Professional Wrestling (sometimes), Video Gaming, Music, Movies, Rock Band, Mixed Martial Arts, sleep, short girls, and um, er, stuff, also incomplete sentences.

I'd like to meet:

Mike Portnoy, John Petrucci, James Hetfield, Kirk Hammett, Devin Townsend, Quentin Tarantino, Kevin Smith, Vince McMahon, Colin Meloy, Barney Stinson

Music:

Dream Theater, Metallica, Strapping Young Lad, Devin Townsend, Iced Earth, Coheed and Cambria, Motorhead, Liquid Tension Experiment, The Pixies, Weezer, Queens of the Stone Age, Porcupine Tree, The Aquabats, Machinae Supremacy, Mike Patton, Incubus, Oingo Boingo, The Decemberists, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Nine Inch Nails, Pink Floyd, The Mountain Goats, They Might Be Giants, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Dropkick Murphys, Queen, Dredg, Explosions in the Sky, Mogwai, In Flames, Eagles of Death Metal, Atmosphere, Pearl Jam, Modest Mouse, Rush, Tool, Danko Jones, The Mars Volta, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Opeth, Muse, Roots Manuva, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, Jurassic 5, The White Stripes, Johnny Cash

Movies:

The Departed, Anchorman, No Country For Old Men, Clerks, Snatch, The Truman Show, Chasing Amy, Battle Royale, Kung Pow: Enter The Fist, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Ghostbusters, American Psycho, The Bourne Trilogy, Batman (1989), Evil Dead 2, Oldboy, Major League, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Big Lebowski, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, the Indiana Jones Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy and tons more.

Television:

The Office, Heroes, 24, Prison Break, Mystery Science Theater 3000, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Mythbusters, How I Met Your Mother, Dexter, The Ultimate Fighter, Black Books, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Spaced, Lost, Da Ali G. Show, Freaks and Geeks, Peep Show, Scrubs, South Park, The A-Team, way too many TV shows. :(

Books:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, I Am America (And So Can You!) by Stephen Colbert, any book written by Mick Foley, All the Things They Carried by Tim O'Brien, assorted other book type things.

Heroes:

Nolan Ryan, Mike Portnoy, Kirk Hammett, James Hetfield, Steve Austin, "Scrap Iron" Adam Pearce, Shawn Michaels, and Randy Couture.One of these things is not like the other.

My Blog

I don’t know what to put here

March 13th, 2007: "Anyway, that's about it for now. Sup to Anya, Steve, Wacy, Muggs, Gary, Joe and everyone else. Maybe it won't be another year till my next one. Till then..."Boy I sure held up to th...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:00:00 PST

Post New Blog Here

Oh wow. Interweb blogs I had forgotten you had existed for a while there. It's been a while since I've done this, so let's see if I can remember how.Hi, my name is Chris (Hi Chris) and it's been over ...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:49:00 PST

GUYS GUYS GUYS

Oh man I gots a new home on the intarwebs. http://demp.beAww yeah. Check it out homslice.
Posted by Chris on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 11:01:00 PST

What the hell?

Seriously, what the hell?I don't know, you tell me. How should I know?I don't know, you're the one asking!Don't yell at me.Just answer the damn question.I...I don't know. I'm scared.Me too. :(...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 12:01:00 PST

Gather 'round, Internet. It's story time.

Hello, little internet. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully...you'll never have to ex...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 08:43:00 PST

O RLY?

lololololololololololololololololololololalso, rofl. -C
Posted by Chris on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 08:52:00 PST

Grand Opening, Grand Closing

More good news today, as I got my State Tax Return in my bank account. Yay, just what I need, more money. Ahhh, I love this time of the year. BY THE WAY... T Minus 22 Days till The Greatest Day ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

53rd and 3rd, gonna make you feel sick

Well, congrats to the New England Patriots for winning their third Super Bowl in the last Four Years. But more importantly than that... I WON THE BET AT WORK AND NOW I GET TEN DOLLARS YAY. Fellow I...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Take a look to the sky just before you die (from Friday)

This was from Friday morning, but I forgot it here. Enjoy! ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------- Well, I went ahead and bought the Creative Nomad Zen Extra MP3 pla...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Do you bury me when I'm gone?

Howdy, sports fans. Just got back from the mighty town of Greenville, MS for some HOTT NWA NEW SOUF AKSHON! Now, this recap probably won't be that long, cause where I was sitting there was this gro...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST