I like lots of things
Too many to list in here
Feel free to ask me.
I'd like to meet:
In my bedroom you will find: UNPARALLELED PLEASURE??
More about what I'm looking for: i want to die in a bog.
no, it's NOT okay to contact this member about extra-marital affairs.
Music:
I like these here bands
Not all are listed in here
Hard to fit them in.
Alkaline Trio
and The Allman Brothers Band
and Andrew Dub-K
The Arcade Fire
Atom & His Package rules
also Beastie Boys
Beck and Ben Folds rule
Bill Conti, BRMC
and Blind Melon, too
Blind Willie McTell
Bouncing Souls, Braid, and Brand New
Buzzcocks, Cake, Death Cab
The Decemberists
and Deltron 3030,
Descendents as well
Dick Justice, Divorce
Dropkick Murphys and Eels, too
and Electric Six
Elliott Smith rocks
Europe and Flogging Molly
The Foo Fighters, woo!
The Get Up Kidses
and Hank Williams the Second
(That's Junior, to you)
Hey Mercedes, yay
Homie and Hot Rod Circuit
J.C. & the Noise
Jimmy Eats the World
John Fogerty watches him
Born on the Bayou
Kanye West digs gold
While The Killers grow 'staches
Everyone loves those.
Led Zeppelin, Live
Lynyrd Skynyrd plays Freebird
While Madness does not
Matthew Sharp plays bass
Well he used to, in Weezer
MC Lars did not
Mineral, oh yes
The Mountain Goats are so great,
Murder by Death rules
My Chem'cal Romance
I used an apostrophe
To save syllables
Nada Surf are great
The New Amsterdams are good
But not from New York
Nirvana, a-duh
You knew they'd be on this list
They're on everyone's
No Motiv is cool
Wonder what happened to them
They vanished I think
Panic! At Disco
Couldn't fit the "the" in there
You know who I mean
Pearl Jam and Pixies
Are two great musical groups
But you knew that fact.
I enjoy Poison
Polaris is great as well
Very diff'rent bands
The Postal Service
and the Queens of the Stone Age
No witty comments
Radiohead, w00t!
Reggie and the Full Effect
Seven Syllables!
The Rentals are cool
Safety In Numbers as well
Saves the Day is too
It's hard to think up
haikus. Señor Citizen
Snooge's old band, they're good.
Skankin' Pickle, man.
They sing the song "Hulk Hogan"
Losing all his hair.
The Special Goodness
Weezer's drummer's side project
They are pretty good.
The Strokes and Sublime
Just listing bands in this one Hey, Sum 41.
Sunny Day R.E.
"R.E." stands for "Real Estate"
Couldn't fit it in.
Tarkio is great
Colin Meloy's band before
The Decemberists
Ted Leo and the
Pharmacists. Man, that took up
Lots of syllables
Thursday, they are cool
Tom Petty and Heartbreakers
Again, dropped the "the."
The Vandals, Ken sent
Me a song of theirs one time
A few years ago.
Finally, Weezer
Not much else to say in here
Oy with the haikus.
Movies:
The Rocky Series
My favorite movies of all
Greatest of all time
Office Space, great film
Probably is my future
Which is why I laugh
Woo, Napoleon
Napoleon Dynamite
Not the short French guy.
The Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles. Great when I
Was a kid. Still great.
Redneck Zombies and
Slumber Party Massacre
Two. Cheesy Horror
Big Fish and Nine Queens
Good movies, haven't seen 'em
In quite a long time.
This is tedious
Ghost World is a great movie
You should all watch it
Ghostbusters, woo hoo!
Who are you going to call?
Ghostbusters, that's who.
Steve Carrell's the best
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Is hilarious
Little Miss Sunshine
Most recent film I have seen
Totally loved it
Television:
The Office is great
My fav-o-rite TV show
'Tis second to none.
Scrubs is also great
Probably my second fave
Very funny show.
Lost and Gilmore Girls
Two other great network shows
They're in my top five.
Good Eats is awesome
Probably the greatest show
On the Food Network
Family Guy's funny
Some people don't think that's true
Those people are jerks
The Simpsons is great
Not quite as good as before
But it's a classic
Grounded for Life's good
Found it on ABC Fam.
Good channel, old shows.
The Adult Swim Shows,
Such as Home Movies and Space
Ghost, and Aqua Teen
The Kids in the Hall
Classic sketch comedy show
Was one of the best
The State is one, too
Man, I really miss that show
Release DVDs!
30 Minute Meals
and 40 Dollars a Day
Shows with Rachael Ray
The Boondocks is great
Didn't mention it before
Didn't have the room
South Park is so great
It's funny and smart, as well
The total package
Deal and/or No Deal
It's great in a perverse way
Contestants are wimps
Ultimate Fighter
Such a frigging awesome show
I heart UFC
Books:
The book Microserfs
Written by Douglas Coupland
My favorite book.
Brian Greene, he wrote
The Fabric of the Cosmos
Quantum Physics Rocks
Running With Scissors
Augusten Burroughs wrote it.
Very awesome book.
Tim O' Brien wrote
The Things They Carried, 'twas great
Read it freshman year.
Richard Russo wrote
Empire Falls and Straight Man
Two really great books.
Richard Feynman wrote
Surely You're Joking Mr.
Feynman, was brilliant
Tucker Max, he wrote
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Don't read if uptight.
Heroes:
I wish I could cook
As well as Alton Brown does.
He is really great.
Eddy Guerrero
Is my Favorite Wrestler
Cheat to Win the match.
