SOCIAL EXTREMITIES, TARANTULAS, SEX, BOOZE, MARIJUANA,MUSIC, ART, POETRY, VANDALISM, COMICS, WHITE SOX, BEARS, BULLS, GUNS, VIDEO CAMERAS, PORN, MOVIES, TOURING, LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, AND A GOOD BOOK BY THE FIRE, AND LOTS, AND LOTS OF ANAL SEX(SEND PHOTO), HORROR, COMEDIC ACTS OF VIOLENCE, CRITICIZING, COMPLAINING, DOZING OFF, GUITAR, VIDEO GAMES, WHATABURGER, YOUR MOTHER, GRINDING, TELEVISION, PHILOSOPHY, MUSHROOMS, MY DAUGHTER, FISHING, SMOKING CIGARETTES(KILL ME NOW!), BLAMING BUSH, CAUSING PROBLEMS, BREAKING BOTTLES!
''DADDY DAY CARE LIVE '06''
I'd like to meet:
HULK HOGAN,EAZY-E,MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN,SCOTT BURNS,A GOOD RECORD LABEL,A PUBLISHER,CHICS,DRUNKS,CHINO MORENO,LYNN-STRAIT,BUZZ OSBOURNE,STEVE ALBINI,HENRY ROLLINS,GLENN DANZIG,RICK ASTLEY,FRANK MILLER,JIM LEE,TODD MCFARLANE,DAVE CHAPELLE,CHARLIE MURPHAY,FRANK ZAPPA,TOM SAVINI,GREG NICOTERO,OSAMA BIN LADEN,YOUR FATHER,A MUPPETT,THE CRYPT KEEPER,STAN LEE,CONAN O'BRIEN,ANDREW DICE CLAY,BAM MARGERA SO I CAN FUCK HIS THROAT,BILLY COBHAM,CHARLIE HUNTER,MILES DAVIS,WES MONTGOMERY,CHARLIE CHRISTIAN,JIM KELLY,CHRIS MONTEZ,TONY TODD,JESSICA ALBA,THE BAD BRAINS,DAVE GROHL,JB AND KG,TOMMY CHONG,ZACH GHEAJA,NECRO,CROTCHDUSTER,MIKE JUDGE,ROBERT RODRIGUEZ,ROBBY KRIEGER,RICK CHEEK,JOE RILEY,THE EMPIRE CARPET FUCK,ANYONE WILLING TO SUBJECT THEMSELVES TO MY STUPIDITY!
Music:
GRINDCORE, DEATH METAL, JAZZ, BLUES, ROCK, FUNK, FUSION, PUNK ROCK, BLUEGRASS, OLD SCHOOL GANGSTA RAP, CLASSIC ROCK, AND ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T SUCK FUCKING PHALLUS!
Movies:
SIN CITY,ANYTHING BY GEORGE ROMERO,ZOMBIE,DIE HARD TRILOGY,MEET THE FEEBLES,DEAD ALIVE,THE EVIL DEAD TRILOGY, GARBAGE PALE KIDS,HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY,THE THING,THE CROW(LEE),ENTER THE DRAGON,BATMAN,CABIN FEVER,KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE,SHOCK 'EM DEAD,ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES,MARS ATTACKS,RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD SERIES, POSITIONS OF THE CHRIST,DEBBIE SUCKS PHALLUS,UP IN SMOKE, THINGS ARE TOUGH ALL OVER,CLASS OF NUKEM HIGH,THE TOXIC AVENGER,GRANDMA'S BOY,JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK, MALLRATS,CLERKS,CHASING AMY,WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER,THE DOORS,PREDATOR,THE GHOULIES,KILL BILL,BAD TASTE, NATURAL BORN KILLERS,THE R. KELLY TAPES,WAITING,THE FLY,JACKASS 2,FEAST,WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE,FREAKED,DAVE ATTELL'S INSOMNIAC TOUR,EDDIE MURPHY ''DELIRIOUS'',BABY SNAKES,200 MOTELS,4 ROOMS,WHITE CHICKS,NICE DREAMS,DONNIE DARKO,HOT SHOTS PART DEUX,GUSH 2,GOODFELLAS,FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS,THEY LIVE,THE CHASE,CB4,BEERFEST,SUPERTROOPERS,THE PICK OF DESTINY,MR.NANNY,SUBURBAN COMMANDO,
Television:
ADULT SWIM, THE SIMPSONS, TALES FROM THE CRYPT, MAD TV, SPAWN THE ANIMATED SERIES, THE MAXX, AEON FLUX, THE HEAD, BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, MORAL OREL, SEALAB 2021, CHAPPELLE'S SHOW, THE BOONDOCKS, VENTURE BROTHERS, IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, SOUTHPARK, DRAWN TOGETHER, ROBOT CHICKEN, METALOCOLYPSE!
Books:
NO ONE HERE GETS OUT ALIVE, THE REAL FRANK ZAPPA, CHOOSING DEATH: THE HISTORY OF DEATH METAL AND GRINDCORE, A DAME TO KILL FOR, THAT YELLOW BASTARD, COME AS YOU ARE, MAD MAG, ALL COMICS, PIT MAG, METAL EDGE MAG(SOMETIMES), HUSTLER, PLAYBOY SUX! DECIBEL MAG,REVOLVER MAG.
Heroes:
RICK ASTLEY,FRANK MILLER,HULK HOGAN,GLENN DANZIG,GEORGE ROMERO,OSAMA BIN LADEN,ADULT SWIM, AND THE FINE YOUNG CANNIBALS!
