MS. APPLEBOTTOM SAYS WIPE ME DOWN!

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Hey Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My name you should know by now.If you dont, then it is SHA-LAYA. Since i got a year older I suddenly realize that i am extremely funny. I say things that should sound normal and it turns out that it mostly sounds toooooo exagerated.Im pretty laid back REALLY spontaneous. I love a good laugh.I talk about one guy all day to my sister, and I dont even realize what im doing. So you never know fellas! It could be you that I'm talk about. Since being a year older i feel that there is alot for me to accomplish. My main passion now is just to look good.I luv shopping too.It helps to relieve my stress. I luv funny people so if you are funny plz be a friend. The world is to empty for bland robots. MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC,I luv it and the people that help make it. I luv music cuz I sing,and Mariah, Alicia,and Celine Dion don't got nothing on me . I like to dance to reggae, hiphop, crunk,and anything with a funky beat.Like my theme song playing right now. I also like playing really mysterious games that way I stay a mystery.I curse ALOT, most especially the ,wrong people and I am just in for about anything.I love love love to have plenty of friends, and I can TRY to get along with about anyone. .I am a part time musician and a hacker majoring in how to hack back into my house after a good party. Nah like you'd believe that. And Im Fuckn good at EVERYTHING I do. ONE MORE THING.......... NO.NO.NO. I am not here looking for a date. if i want you I would come and get you.
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My Interests

singing, dancing, laughing, wearingclothing, shopping, making that DOE, geting hair and nails done, and loving life.

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet Sean Paul, 2pac, The Notorious B.I.G., This guy i met on myspace recently, myself in 30 years. And last and not the least, MY SAVIOR GOD. OH, L.L Cool J BABY!THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW SESAME STREET: BEHIND THE STREETS IN THE HOOD!! LOOK AT THESE GANGSTAS!
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Music:

BOW WOW, DEM FRANCHIZE BOYZ, CHAKA DAMEUS AND PLIERS(MURDER SHE WROTE), SEAN PUAL, PHARRELL, DIPLOMATS, CHRISS BROWN, CIARA, MISSY MISDEMEANER ELLIOT, AND THE LIST GOES ON SO YOU FIGURE OUT THE REST.

Movies:

MOZART,THE FLY, SISTER HOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS, DIARY OF A MAD BLACK WOMAN, PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN, SET IT OFF, A BEAUTIFUL MIND, ELIZABETHTOWN,

Television:

That 70's show, Veronica Mars, 106th and Park, BET channel, American Idol, Everybody hates Chris, Bernie Mac, all the Black shows

Books:

The art of Astral Projection, Pyschology, Milk in my Coffee, A child called it, NOT Harry Potter.

Heroes:

MY DAD AND MY MOM--THO I HAVEN'T BEEN THE BEST CHILD THEY ARE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME.

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JEEPS

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THE BOYFRIEND APPLICATION

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SO YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT SIGNED A RECORD DEAL YOUR GOING TO BE RICH????? THINK AGAIN

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