Music. Writing, playing, recording, producing, listening to all kinds of music. The weirder the better. Also: photography, filmmaking, martial arts, marital arts, philosophy, working out, drawing, web design, digital art, searching for mojo. I am a connoisseur of life experience.
I'd like to meet:
Literate pimps, proud whores, gleeful degenerates. Free-thinking, self-knowledgeable, unabashed sybarites.People who have ever: pissed/vomited on a church, run down the street naked, left an animal's head in a newspaper vending machine, gotten handfuls of otherwise nice girls to publicly fellate a strap-on at a party, fucked in public, thought for themselves, encouraged wanton depravity and drunken debauchery at every turn, worshipped a false idol for fun and profit, seen God, fucked God, eaten God, realized that our entire culture is carefully and painstakingly sculpted from bullshit.In short, people like me.
Music:
NIN, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Slayer, Fear Factory, MudVayne, Machine Head(1st album), System of a Down, Marilyn Manson, Ministry, American Head Charge, Slipknot, Muse, Lamb of God, Billy Fucking Idol! Metallica, Guns N' Roses, The Neptunes, Timbaland, David Bowie, Type O Negative. Hanzel und Gretyl, Static X, Tenacious D! The soundtracks from spaghetti westerns. And quite a bit more. Oh, and Tech N9ne is the best rapper of all time.And by the way, metal is supposed to be evil. Heavy songs with melodic choruses are fine, but not with happy melodic choruses. It shouldn't sound like all of a sudden you broke into a children's song. And it doesn't matter if there are loud guitars under it. Major is major, and big drums and loud guitars don't change a thing. This shit needs to stop. Also, If you bust out a guitar solo and it sounds like fucking Dynasty Warriors, you are doing something wrong.
Movies:
The Terminator, Clerks, Being John Malkovich, Crouching Tiger; Hidden Dragon, A Clockwork Orange, Princess Mononoke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Aliens, Communion (creepy as fuck), more when I can think of them.
Television:
I don't watch a lot of TV because they're too afraid to make the reality shows I'd like to see (can you imagine how cool Survivor would have been had they not pussed out on the concept?). When I do watch, it's probably The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Family Guy, MXC, The Sopranos, The Shield, The Simpsons, or South Park. I'm also fond of ATHF and I've recently accepted Wonder Showzen as my personal savior. (now how about having more than 4 fucking episodes!!) Update: Wonder Showzen has forsaken me. I am currently auditioning shows to be my new personal savior.
Books:
Anything by Chuck Palahniuk. Stranger in a Strange Land. A Clockwork Orange. 1984. Brave New World. Anything by Whitley Strieber. Neuromancer. The poetically semi-lucid ravings of Hunter S. Thompson.
Heroes:
Me. (and Hunter S. Thompson)*Don't actually eat the desiccant, you fucking idiot.
