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Nikki

Everything You Never Needed to Know About Me

About Me



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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months" ~Oscar Wilde.

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My Interests

writing; riding in my own pissed off world; people-watching; making lots of money; going to school so I can one day make lots of money; sticking it to "the man" while making lots of money; squeezey cheese; projectile vomit; drinking; watching stupid drunks perform tricks; planning my next big irrelevant action; inadvertently pissing off humans; wasting precious time

I'd like to meet:

someone with a personality less abrasive than my own; people who have proof there's a god; an open-minded republican, that would make my day; intelligent Americans, I'm sure there must be three or four

Music:

Counting Crows; Danzig; Metallica; Pink Floyd; Bad Company; Fashion Bomb; Dean Martin; Slayer; No Doubt; Toby Keith; Frank Sinatra; Marilyn Manson; Prince; Tom Petty; Billy Joel; Beatles; Billy Idol; Misfits; Aerosmith; 2 Pac; Biohazard; B.O.N.E. Thugs N Harmony; White Zombie; Fear Factory; Nirvana; Peter Tosh; Testament; Hawkwind; Doors; Beastie Boys; Dropkick Murphys; Flight of the Conchords; Deftones; Foo Fighters; Elvis; Dido; Hollywood Undead; Sevendust; Eminem; Muse; Blind Melon; Bloodhound Gang; Cake; Tenacious D; Gravity Kills; Nine Inch Nails; Stone Temple Pilots; Janet Jackson; Jane's Addiction; Insane Clown Posse; Wilco; Violent Femmes, Type O Negative; Michael Jackson; Gavin DeGraw; Suzanne Vega; Pink; Rolling Stones; Bob Dylan; Ozzy Osbourne; Disturbed; Elton John; System of a Down; Jimi Hendrix; Melissa Etheridge; R.E.M.; Smashing Pumpkins; Stabbing Westward; Tool; and a shitty load more...

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange; Toy Story; Natural Born Killers; What About Bob?; PCU; Clerks; Mallrats; Chasing Amy; Dogma; Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; Clerks II; Nightmare Before Christmas; Instinct; Jackie Brown; Pulp Fiction; Reservoir Dogs; Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2; 15 Minutes; Interview with a Vampire; Apocalypse Now; Mommie Dearest; Poolhall Junkies; Donnie Darko; The Doors; SLC Punks; Foxfire; Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead; Beavis & Butthead Do America; Ghostbusters 1 & 2; Masters of the Universe; Catch Me if You Can; Cinderella Man; Minority Report; The Notebook; Shrek 2; The Legend of Zu; Bram Stoker's Dracula; A Beautiful Mind

Television:

Who needs TV when everyone insists on sending me YouTube links??

Books:

A Clockwork Orange; Brave New World; Go Ask Alice; Basketball Diaries; Interview With A Vampire; Hamlet, Othello; The Complete Collection of Edgar Allen Poe; Death to Dust; Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy; The Restaurant at the End of the Universe; Life, the Universe and Everything; So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish; Mostly Harmless; White Oleander; The Chronicles of Narnia; A Time to Kill; Jurassic Park; pretty much anything that Stephen King DIDN'T write; poetry by Sandra Cisneros; poetry by Dorothy Parker

Heroes:

Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man and He-Man

My Blog

My life is brilliant.

Lies I tell others to protect myself. Lies others tell me that I believe because it makes me smile for the moment. Quiet lies that I tell myself to make it through the day. So many things that I ne...
Posted by Nikki on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:42:00 PST

Quote of the Day 01/17/08

"Are you telling me I need to know how to divide polynomials??"--some random douche in my calc class
Posted by Nikki on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:27:00 PST

Not worth the effort of reading this post...

Fucking christ!  It's been months and months since I posted anything worthwhile... and I still find that I have nothing to say.  I really need to find more things to say.  I'm not that ...
Posted by Nikki on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:27:00 PST

Oh yeah....

Okay, so I forgot to cross post this, so not only was I like 2 weeks late in telling (part of) the cyber world, but it's now been another 2 weeks before I realized that I didn't post this here:I was p...
Posted by Nikki on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:37:00 PST

Lame, Insufficient, Disappointing

Words I might use to describe how I brought in the New Year.You know, I'm trying not to be selfish about it, but to a certain extent, I can't help it.  There's few things I look forward to being ...
Posted by Nikki on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:36:00 PST

Happy Turkey Day!!!

I just wanted to take this moment to thank the original Americans and the thieving Englishmen that slaughtered them so that I could be granted this day of gluttony and sloth.
Posted by Nikki on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 08:34:00 PST

I need, I want...

Ah... a woman's favorite words.  How sweet the sound of a whiny whim. Anyways, I need new jesus jokes.  Anybody care to share? ...
Posted by Nikki on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 11:34:00 PST

Where the Hell Have I Been??

Okay, for awhile I thought I was going to fall over dead, I was sooooo sick.  Mike was diagnosed with strep throat.  I thought that one was only passed around through grammar schools and tha...
Posted by Nikki on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 12:02:00 PST

I'm Awake....

Happy Post-Thansgiving everyone!  Yesterday was alot calmer than expected. I had a really nice time with my Dad, and Grandma was more than civil...she was actually chipper. I'm working on a new s...
Posted by Nikki on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 05:11:00 PST

Nobody Fucks with the Jesus.

Is he homeless? Is he Jesus? Maybe both. Test Your Skillz
Posted by Nikki on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 12:58:00 PST