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josh

i hate you piece by piece, mekanikally

About Me



Your Birthdate: June 25
You excel at anything difficult or high tech.
In other words, you're a total (brilliant) geek.
It's difficult for you to find people worth spending time with.
Which is probably why you'll take over the world with your evil robots!

Your strength: Your unfailing logic

Your weakness: Loving machines more than people

Your power color: Tan

Your power symbol: Pi

Your power month: July What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Interests

Growing a beard. Killing deadites.

I'd like to meet:

Conan O'Brien, and of course the bassist of Anthrax. OH wait... and the man who created Boone's Farm wine. And these people :

Music:

anything that rocks.... Small Brown Bike. Maiden. Sabbath. Fugazi. Isis. Planes Mistaken for Stars. Botch. GNR. Danzig. West Side Connection. Jets to Brazil. Misfits. Hot Water Music. Step Softly Ghost. Lurking Corpses a.k.a Ghoul. Children of Fall. Knapsack. Old Alkaline Trio. Minor Threat. Form of Rocket. Slayer. Third Eye Blind. The Bouncing Souls. Arab Strap. Faith No More. DIO. Devo. Dinosaur JR. OXES. Textbook Traitors. Cursive. The Good Life.....

Movies:

all..... some of my favorites (not in order and not at all, all listed) Night of the living dead. They Live. Kindergarten Cop. Bladerunner. Army of Darkness. Twins. Big T in Little C. Logan's Run. The Fletch(s). Captian Ron. Labyrinth (bowie). Dawn of the Dead. Garden State. The Shining. Any Stallone movie (for example Cliffhanger). The Wrath of Khan and any Star Trek Movie. The Toy (with Richard Pryor). Evil Dead 1 & 2. DR. Strangelove. Repo Man. Any Star Wars. Cabin Boy. Lost Highway. Bram Stoker's Dracula. Tombstone. Troy. Gladiator. Any Lord of the Rings. The Dark Crystal. Robocop. Twins. The Chase. Houseguest. Any Pauly Shore movie. Last Man Standing. Tremors. Legend. And many more...............

Television:

FARSCAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Number one show of all TIME!!!!! .....MacGyver. Star Trek (all kinds). The Sopranos. Chapelle's Show. Scrubs. Good Eats with Alton Brown. Mythbusters. REAL TIME with Bill Maher. And I hate to admit old ER.

Books:

Anything by Henry Miller, Dostoevsky, Vonnegut, any greek plays you can lay your hands on, and of course selected Math texts in Multivariable Calculus and Numerical Analysis. Crime and Punishment and Black Spring are my ALL TIME favorite books. i'm reading a game manual right now its in the bathroom

Heroes:

henry miller
Your results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 85% Spider-Man 70% Hulk 70% Green Lantern 65% Catwoman 60% Robin 50% The Flash 50% Batman 50% Superman 40% Wonder Woman 35% Supergirl 35% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

My Blog

i hate suvs

i hate suvs... and most of the people who have them. you wanna go off roading then do it. wait all you do is drive to work and come home. buy a geo you fuck, why do i have to pay out my ass for gas wh...
Posted by joshua on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 04:12:00 PST

redheads

this was something i got from mashgame.com... yeah it was part of someones bulletin bitches You will live in Apartment.You will drive a magenta toyota t100.You will marry elisha cuthbert and have 1 ki...
Posted by joshua on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:37:00 PST

Trait Snapshot...

trait snapshot:depressed, introverted, neat, needs things to be extremely clean, observer, perfectionist, not self revealing, does not make friends easily, suspicious, irritable, hates large parties, ...
Posted by joshua on Wed, 31 May 2006 01:16:00 PST

Name?

JJealousOOrganicSSpiritualHHandyUUnforgettableAAmazing KKindAAltruisticMMisunderstoodAAmbivalentTTimelessName / Username:Name Acronym GeneratorFrom Go-Quiz.com This oddly explains me very much just li...
Posted by joshua on Tue, 30 May 2006 11:10:00 PST

quiz

You are a Social Liberal (71 ermissive) and an... Economic Liberal (13 ermissive) You are best described as a: Socialist Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free O...
Posted by joshua on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 10:22:00 PST

Tony Steinway

Although I don't know you, I love you. Becuase a couple of days ago a friend reminded me that your name is in a bathroom stall and it says your a cake eating bitch. For some reason thats a damn funny ...
Posted by joshua on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST