Ice Cream! |
IRSI still hate you lessThan my blue dressThat I can’t wearYou know, the one that hates my assSince I ate all that petit basqueOooh, I want ice cream. I wish there was an upscale Dairy Queen. ...
Posted by Meat Olympics on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:54:00 PST |
You are lost in the MySpace Vortex! |
You cancelled your account, you started new account. You sent me friend request, I say, "Yes!" Now I can’t find you again! Where are you? Have you seen you? Are you lost? Am I lost? Have we some...
Posted by Meat Olympics on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:35:00 PST |
What the fuck |
happened to Liz Phair? I thought her latest songs were like some American Idol shit... Seriously, I had no idea. I've heard these songs before, I really didn't know it was her. Eighth grade me clutchi...
Posted by Meat Olympics on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:40:00 PST |
Grand Prix Good Enough |
You know what really gets my goat (get it Heather, goat)? Seeing almost thirty year old men driving super fancy cars but still living with their parents. What the fuck is this? This credit nonsense ha...
Posted by Meat Olympics on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 05:26:00 PST |
Planet Unicorn! |
Check out this video: Planet Unicorn Episode 5
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Posted by Meat Olympics on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 04:55:00 PST |
Eww |
Have you ever gone to the bathroom and looked in the toilet, and thought, " Holy God! That came outta me?"
Posted by Meat Olympics on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:19:00 PST |
Private Profiles |
If I want anything private I want it to be a part, or a dancer. MySpace, my friends, is for lurkers. I want to stalk you, and possibly your ex-girlfriend. I want to know your sign and if you've gotten...
Posted by Meat Olympics on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST |
Oh Richie! |
The Flowerburgers Part 4Baudelaire openedup a hamburger standin San Fransiscobut he put flowersbetween the buns.People would come inand say, "Give me a hamburger with...
Posted by Meat Olympics on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:53:00 PST |
Barry White Connesieur |
Don't ask.
Posted by Meat Olympics on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 05:27:00 PST |
New Year's Resolve |
My resolution is to do more stuff. Drink more, eat more, curse more, lie more, maybe take up stealing, and now shop at Rite-Aid more, because Heather just got me pajama pants with anchors on them from...
Posted by Meat Olympics on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 03:46:00 PST |
