project |
In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head ofa man's penis waslarger than the shaft. After one year and $ 80,000.00, they concludedthat the reason thehead was larger than the ...
Posted by DX DIVA vs 4HORSEMEN on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:14:00 PST |
just think of this |
Years ago, CBS had a popular little series called GILLIGAN'S ISLAND. There is, however, a dark secret about this "comedy" you may never have realized. The island is a direct representation of hell. No...
Posted by DX DIVA vs 4HORSEMEN on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:04:00 PST |
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE |
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window....
Posted by DX DIVA vs 4HORSEMEN on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 04:00:00 PST |
i loe you and good bye |
I went to a party,And remembered what you said.You told me not to drink, MomSo I had a Sprite instead.I felt proud of myself,The way you said I would,That I didn't drink and drive,Though some friends ...
Posted by DX DIVA vs 4HORSEMEN on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:44:00 PST |
you dont know me |
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow p...
Posted by DX DIVA vs 4HORSEMEN on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:11:00 PST |
If myspace were REAL life: |
If myspace were REAL life:Tila Tequila would know everyone in the whole world.You would struggle over the time it takes someone you like to crack your top 8.19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts and 19...
Posted by DX DIVA vs 4HORSEMEN on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:11:00 PST |
I'M STILL A VIRGIN |
I'M STILL A VIRGIN
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled...
Posted by DX DIVA vs 4HORSEMEN on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 05:01:00 PST |
"My Sacrifice" |
"My Sacrifice"Hello my friend, we meet againIt's been awhile, where should we begin?Feels like foreverWithin my heart are memoriesOf perfect love that you gave to meOh, I remember When you are with m...
Posted by DX DIVA vs 4HORSEMEN on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:16:00 PST |
Poor guy |
Poor guy...*wink*If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a co...
Posted by DX DIVA vs 4HORSEMEN on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:47:00 PST |
LITTLE GIRL |
LITTLE GIRLHer dad was a drunkHer mom was an addictHer parents kept herLocked in an atticHer only friendwas a little toy bearIt was old and worn outAnd had patches of hairShe always talked to itWhen n...
Posted by DX DIVA vs 4HORSEMEN on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:01:00 PST |
