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HMC

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About Me

I don't accept friend requests unless you send me a message telling me why you're requesting me.

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My Interests

Music:

Beatles
Billy Talent

Cat Power
Cirque du Soleil
CSNY
Dethklok
Flogging Molly
Gorillaz
Green Day
Incubus
Janis Joplin
Jimi Hendrix
Monkees
Powder
Sifl & Olly
Simon & Garfunkel
Squirrel Nut Zippers
System of a Down
Tenacious D

Tom Waits
The White Stripes

Movies:

A Bug's Life
Amelie
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Hero
Hot Fuzz
Ice Age 1 and 2
Jackass 1 and 2
Kung Fu Hustle
The Life Aquatic
Lord of the Rings
Ratatouille
Rize
Royal Tenenbaums
Run Lola Run
Shaolin Soccer
Shaun of the Dead
Sicko

Television:

A Bit of Fry and Laurie
Absolute Power
Animaniacs
Big Train
Black Books
Family guy
Freakazoid
House
Invader Zim
Jackass
Lost
Man Stroke Woman
QI
Scrubs
Viva la Bam
The Young Ones

Books:

Le Petit Prince

Heroes:

Lewis Black
Ade Edmondson
Nick Frost
Stephen Fry
Bill Hicks
Janis Joplin
Sam Kinison
Johnny Knoxville
John Lennon
Bam Margera
Rik Mayall
Simon Pegg
David Spade
Hunter S Thompson

My Blog

HMCs celebrity crushes.

Here is a frightening glimpse into the deepest recesses of my brain. Celeb crushes I've had since I was 13. In no particular order.David Hyde Pierce. He waas the only part of Frasier I liked. David...
Posted by HMC on Sat, 10 May 2008 11:00:00 PST

Album review

I was gonna bulletin this, but fuck that, cuz this is too much stuff for a bulletin that no one's going to read.This is my first album review, and I'm titling it, "Scarlett Johansson can suck my dick....
Posted by HMC on Tue, 06 May 2008 03:55:00 PST

HMCs recent Youtube Favorites!

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Posted by HMC on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:18:00 PST

I’ve discovered the cure for rage!!

So today wasn’t necessarily a BAD day at work, but it kind of got off on the wrong foot. And then they threatened to take away the internet because the doctors claim the front staff uses it too...
Posted by HMC on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:05:00 PST

HMCs brain wont shut up.

Yes, you read the title correctly.My brain won’t shut up. For like, ten years, folks. For most people, an overactive brain means they are extra smart or something. For me, it means I’m c...
Posted by HMC on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:56:00 PST

HMC loves classic cartoons.

He's Popeye the Sailor Man,  BITCHES.  And he kicks ass.  They've been playing the Popeye live-action movie on HBO or Starz or something, a lot lately, and I was like, "This movie is AW...
Posted by HMC on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:54:00 PST

Updates for HMC

Ginormous HOORAY!!!  ************BTW, my bass now has a sticker with the word "ginormous" on it.    Thought you should know.************So I've been offered a true promot...
Posted by HMC on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 08:38:00 PST

Money and other vices.

Did taxes today for the first time.  Turbotax, biatches!! It wasn't too hard.  Super-easy, at least this time around. But as it turns out, the Gov-ment owes me a thousand bucks.  HURRAH...
Posted by HMC on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 08:34:00 PST

I made a necklace!!

I made a necklace!!  Ingredients:Old watch parts.Copper wire.Jet glue.Leather string (thong?)Clasp.Simple, no?...
Posted by HMC on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 07:05:00 PST

My family is funny: Part deux: The Revenge

Mom: Oh my gosh, Jon, did you know that Aetna never reimbursed us for those visits??Jon: Uh-oh, how much was it?Mom: Like, 800 dollars.Jon: :gasp:  Those FUCKERS.Jen: ::laughs::...
Posted by HMC on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:16:00 PST