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Awesome, Witty, Generous. Quick with a smile, full of rage, protective, funny, kick ass. I read comic books. I'm a native of Western PA, have lived in NJ, IN, VA, and NY. I'm married to a guy who takes off work to watch March Madness and while he watches 12 hours of college basketball, I read pro-anorexia web sites. I enjoy freaks of all shapes and sizes, but would never mock anyone for a disability ( I'm just interested in science). I went to France once-it was the worst experience of my life and yet I love the French. I want to look like Twiggy, but I love pasta. I once convinced my boss that the Blackberry came in diffrent versions (Blueberry, Strawberry, etc.). I'm pretty much an asshole. It's OK- you wouldn't know I were an asshole unless you really knew me. Then I would have drawn you in with my charm (oh, I'm a charming motherfucker) and it's too late. My hobbies include talking shit on people that I've deemed as annoying for some reason (maybe they're dumb or slow moving. Perhaps they pretend to be innocent when they really aren't. There are a lot of reasons I become annoyed. It's part of being a dick). I also like to listen to really sad music and miss the fact that I can't really relate to it anymore because I'm happy. I LOVE German pop/rock. Which is kinda funny, because I don't know how much can change in only two generations. Do you know what I'm saying?


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Doom’s eulogy - if you want to...

For the last few days, I've been trying to think of something to say about Dominic, about his life and what he meant to me. I can't. I've tried to imagine what he would have wanted this to be like, I'...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 16:25:00 GMT

Time and how things change

The thing about MySpace is that you can connect with people you haven't seen in years. Maybe you knew them in high school, or camp, or some other social institution from ten (or more) years ago. Some...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 20:06:00 GMT

Video Review

Now if you know anything about me, you know I hate Brooklyn (sorry Maggie). In my opinion, there are only two reasons to go to Brooklyn. Coney Island (and all the wonderful things that go with that), ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:43:00 GMT

Yikes!!

So, every once in a while I sit back and realize, "Hey! I'm kinda a dick!". I laugh at people, I judge people. I talk about how much I hate people. Sometimes, I even point them out to other people w...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 20:12:00 GMT

Check out this video: Guy yells at cats

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Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 19:21:00 GMT

Give To My Breast Cancer Walk!!

OK-So if you're reading this, I'm sure I've already sent you a message to go to my Avon Breast Cancer Walk page and donate in my name for the Walk. Let me explain to you what it entails, and maybe th...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 14:38:00 GMT

Ken has just left the building

Is Ken Lay really dead?  Or did he pay some random coronor to create a false death certificate. I mean, it's more realistic than, say, Elvis faking his death and living in a nursing home with JFK...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 17:09:00 GMT