Hey baby crackheads. Welcome to my page. I guess I'm supposed to talk about myself in this section. I live in Nashville (so people in Memphis stop hitting me up asking to see me...I dont live there...I rarely visit) I love the city where I reside, but it will not be my last stop. I work hard and in return like hardworking people (D-boys need not apply...stop hitting me up with the fake money stacks in your profile pics) I'm not impressed. I have been there and done that and might I add...what the hell was I thinking?!? Niggas need to stop trying to have sex all the time. Nigga throw a BBQ or something, or take a walk in the park. I like to drink. I am not a alcoholic, but I can tell you the difference between two different vodkas blindfolded. I think that is a 'special' and rare personality trait.(Michelle: 'Bartender, I asked for Grey Goose and cranberry not Skyy' and cranberry, silly....lol) I have recently been putting out a collection of meaningless poems.(No. I dont do coke) I am imaginative and a self-proclaimed scatterbrain. I love cloves and I have accepted the fact that I might be addicted. I love animals, and other people's animals. My fish 'Binky' just died the other day. This cat hops out of the bowl. I go to get coffee and he's on the kitchen counter. I'm like, "Oh hey Binky", wait a minute, "Binky!" Oh well...Most people love me...they just dont know why. I love my friends. They are hot! All educated and stuff. Always on the serious missions. Anyways that's me in a nutshell. Oh yeah, dont send me a message IF YOU CANNOT SPELL OR DONT CARE TO EVEN TRY. (I JUST THINK THAT YOU ARE A DUMB ASS AND I DONT ANSWER)OR you say things like "whut it dew mami", wut it iz", OR "u so sexi". ALSO: DONT SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUR UGLY ASS TAKING A PICTURE OF YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR! ALSO: Dont tell me to check out your SHITTY music either! Jesus loves you, I dont give a FUCK! Have a nice day! Anything else just direct it to headquarters. Peace. This message is brought to you by the committee to elect Michelle Love as your President.
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