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About Me

I have been known to behead attacking Philistines with the Jawbone of an ass. I have flown with the wings of an eagle, and stolen candy from babies. I make great pot pie, can become invisible, eat bullets and shit ice cream. I can balance a checkbook, type, and brush my teeth all at the same time. I kill MILLIONS of bacteria a day without even thinking about it. I've trained my tumors to sit up and beg for chemotherapy. Children like me. Pets trust me. My army of squirrels is posed to make me the King of America, but I don't want the responsibility.

My Interests

Japanese movies with men in rubber suits crushing model buildings, puppets, Russian mail order brides, Malt Liquor, Stabbing, Monads, Memes, Atheism, God, War, Superheroes, Lubricants, Neitzche, Fermentation, Power, "Why Dad?! Why?!?!", Malt Liquor, Stabbing, Loneliness vs Boredom.

I'd like to meet:

Aliens, Time Travelers, Mutants

Music:

The Shins, Kool Keith, Steely Dan, Pere Ubu, Talking Heads, Gordon Lightfoot, Sun Kil Moon, Magnetic Fields, Beck. Guided by Voices, Low, Songs: Ohia, Wolf Parade

Movies:

The Specials, Scooby Doo, Gamera 3 "the Revenge of Iris", Dangerous Liasons, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Foxy Brown, Swordsman II, The Seven Samurai, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, The French Connection, Killing of a Chinese Bookie, Trogdor The Burninator, BATTLE ROYALE

Television:

cartoons

Books:

Choke, The Darkness That Comes Before, The Prince, A Wild Sheep Chase, The Songs of Ice and Fire, Book of Five Rings

Heroes:

Superman, Batman, and the Flash

My Blog

I take it all back

I got talked into going to the art fair by my roommate. There was cool stuff there. I bought a purse.
Posted by Trash Mob on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 02:44:00 PST

I am Chris’s impossible gift list.

Somebody decided that our neighborhood is "arty", because if you paint your house purple clearly you are some kind of creative genius. So every year, at the middle school a block away, there is an "a...
Posted by Trash Mob on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 01:57:00 PST

Imaginary friends

Is anybody else getting really anomalous friend requests? Like from people you don't know but seem like totally normal people? I'm almost certain that its some devious new form of spam, but there is...
Posted by Trash Mob on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 09:49:00 PST

3 hours of sleep a night

I've been working the graveyard now for about 2 months. That's graveyard as in shift, not any of the nasty shit you are thinking about now. So show some respect for the people you ca...
Posted by Trash Mob on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:46:00 PST

Harry Potter review

Just saw the new Harry Potter flick. Its dark, both in look and in mood. For a while I thought I was watching one of the Tim Burton Batman flicks, but where Burton makes everything glistening wet or...
Posted by Trash Mob on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:36:00 PST

A bullet in the head

So while I was waiting for the firing squad to finish their cigarette break, some bastard came in and shot me in the back of the head! The nerve! Apparently the HR department decided that they didn'...
Posted by Trash Mob on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 04:31:00 PST

Dish Network

I broke down and tried one of the ciders yesterday since it had stopped bubbling. It was terrible. I now have a 2 gallon jug of apple cider vinegar. The second one I broke open had a fairly pleasan...
Posted by Trash Mob on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:44:00 PST

bosmium

I made a moussaka for the corporate potluck, and a few people had the guts to try it. The bechamel crust was nice, but the casserole below it was closer to a soup than a lasagna. The directions I ha...
Posted by Trash Mob on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:05:00 PST

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You would think that it would be impossible to screw up chicken fried steak, but if GWBush can become president&. Twice. Then I'll bet its possible to turn deep fried gold into an inedible lump of mu...
Posted by Trash Mob on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:35:00 PST

Flying Monkey Food Blog

"E", my best friends, ex-lesbian, health nut, vegetarian girlfriend is finally going to meet up with him in China, and since she lives next door to me I figured I'd cook for her one more time. It jus...
Posted by Trash Mob on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:42:00 PST