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Birdie

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I like cold beverages and I always got my greens* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I like to take photo, yes?

My Interests

PRODUCING BEATS, DANCING, BODY MODIFICATION, MY GUNS, INTERIOR/INDUSTRIAL DESIGN, LANDSCAPING, CONSPIRACY THEORIES, THUNDERSTORMS, WARM RAIN, I DO NOT LIKE SWIMMING, BUT I'LL CHECK OUT A CAVE WITH YOU, MY GUNS, THINGS THAT SPARKLE, I WILL CHANGE MY STEP TO AVOID CRUSHING AN ANT, THE SCENT VANILLA, PEOPLE WHO IMPERSONATE ANIMALS, I THINK EVERYONE HAS SHADES OF EITHER HUMAN, ANIMAL, OR ALIEN... STRANGERS WHO SMILE BACK MAKE ME HAPPY,I WANT TO PUNCH THE ONES THAT DON'T... DOMINOES, POKER, THE DESERT, MY GUNS, EXPLOSIVES, MY GUNS,..I'LL NEED MORE AMMO IF ZOMBIES ATTACK, COOKING, BEING SILLY, MY PETS, LISTENING TO THE FISH TANK, TAKING WALKS IN DARK NEIGHBORHOODS, HORROR FLICKS, MOVIES THAT ARE ONLY FUNNY WHEN YOUR HIGH, MY GUNS, I PAINT MY NAILS JUST SO I CAN SEE THEM SPARKLE WHILE I'M SHOOTING, SECRET PASSAGEWAYS, 4-WHEELIN', SPINNING RECORDS, PLAYING POOL AND GETTING TRASHED AT GOOD OL' SHINDIGGS

I'd like to meet:

A Friendly goat and that guy in the bunny suit

Music:

You should know about Miss Derringer... TheMarsVolta, DaveHollandQuartet, Yeah,Yeah,Yeah's, Tiger Army, TerryReid, TheRedElvises, StrayCats, AesopRock, Bonobo, Ween, DjSpooky, Plaid, SaulWilliams, AmonTobin, BoardsofCanada, DeathCab4Cutie, Pennywise, Herbert, FacetoFace, Mr.Bungle,or any other MikePatton projects, LynyrdSkynyrd, CaveIn, Misfits, TomWaits, Pelican, Mogwai, TheStrokes, BucketHead, Elvis, BlackFlag, Radiohead, BillyHoliday, MadCaddies, Vandals, OutKast, Nekromantix, ChrisIsaak, theDresdonDolls, EllaFitzgerald, TomPetty, ViolentFemmes, AnnieLennox, TenFootPole, Praxis, Lamb, RoyalCrownRevue, Fugazi, GutterDemons FaithNoMore, LambofGod, SoulSurvivors, RoniSize, Portishead, WhiteStripes, LagWagon, ToriAmos, TheReverand, Neurosis, the Pharcyde, E40, Luniz, Spiritualized, MassiveAttack, ShadowMasters, PjHarvey, MotorHead, Lost Boys, RAW, Primus, G.Love, SocialD, Rancid, Pixies, Zao, isis, DepthCharge, ODB, Wilco, GoodRiddance, PinkFloyd, BlondeRedhead, MagnetaLane, CKY, Bjork, SexPistols, Fantomas, ShadowMasters, Converge, MuddyWaters, JanesAddiction, WhiteZombie, FrankZappa, Tupac, Squarepusher, SoulSlinger, Dr.Octagon, HankW., AddNtoX, Q-bert, JohnnyCash, HillbillyHellcats, Galapagos4, RageAgainsttheMachine, JunoReactor, Eminem, Jimpster, Him, ConcreteBlonde, all the wonderful bands I've found through Myspace, some classical....and then!...and then!... and then!...

Movies:

DeadAlive, EvilDead, ArmyofDarkness, AcidHouse, Avalon, AmericanPimp, IchiTheKiller, Snatch, ClockworkOrange, EdwardScissorHands, PulpFiction, SixStringSamurai, 12Monkeys, DawnoftheDead, TripletsofBellville, TromeoandJuliet, NaturalBornKillers, FBeuler'sDayOff, SympathyForLadyVengance, TankGirl, FearandLoathing, ToxicAvenger, SlimShadyShow, LostBoys, DarkCrystal, MeetTheFeebles, BadTaste, CoolHandLuke, RedViolin, PrincessBride, FightClub, RunRonnieRun, Kids, Fargo, AmericanPsycho, Houseof1000Corpses, TheDevil'sRejects, OBrotherWhereArtThou?, Ong-Bak, ShaunoftheDead, OfficeSpace, PootieTang, ResidentEvil, BigLebouski, I3Huckabees, BigEmpty, BoondockSaints, ScarFace, HappyTreeFriends, EternalSunshine, NightmareonElmStreet(all), RunLolaRun, GardenState, Heathers, GangsterNo.1, ReservoirDogs, BeetleJuice, DonnieDarko, CecilB.Demented, LockStockand..., most Troma Movies

Television:

SouthPark, DailyShow, ColbertReport, TheOffice, UprightCitizensBrigade, blah,blah,blah
adopt your own virtual pet!

Books:

The DARK TOWER series by StevenKing, ELECTRIC KOOL-AID ACID TEST by Tom Wolfe,GENERATION of SWINE by Hunter S. Thompson, BREAKDANCING by Curtis Marlow, VURT, its by Jeff Noon, and some comics...JOHNNY THE HOMICIDAL MANIAC... "What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring rain on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison scum right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation" Hunter S. Thompson(Generation of Swine)

Heroes:

Tom Waits and Mike Patton-genius, pure genius...I really want to drink whiskey and talk story with you;Charlie Chaplin...one of the funniest men to ever live;BruceCampbell...my bloody hunk of horror;NikolaTesla...the world was not ready for his ideas and greedily used his patents-a lost genius

My Blog

A junebug kicked my ass

So, I was riding my bike along allstupid and happywhen this huge beetle flew hard as shit right into my eyeball. by the time i got home my eye was almost swollen shut. it was to funny and wierd to b...
Posted by Birdie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the principle at the heart of cognitive therapy

-your feelings result from the messages you give yourself. In fact, your thoughts often have much more to do with how you feel than what is actually happening in your life. "people are disturbed n...
Posted by Birdie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

got anything without rats in it?

little hungry money drive, housing the night, would you remember no good shows, where old could smile at time?
Posted by Birdie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"the world was on fire;

... floating dreams of heavenly spirits were restricted only by eternal fires of cotton candy swirls"
Posted by Birdie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

smoke a lotta .... on the first

WHAT THE FUCK! SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE IT TAKES WAY TOO MUCH ENERGY TO SEE THE SUNNY SIDE. YOU KNOW, I'M TIRED AND I JUST WANT SHIT TO GET EASIER, BUT THATS UNREALISTIC AND I'VE SEEN WITH MY OWN EYE...
Posted by Birdie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Taste the Wastelands

No really...my cotton-mouth is so bad I'm about to spit dust!
Posted by Birdie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

psychobabble

You know what its like to be me? Its ...being me is ...hmmm. Being me is ...its, its like...ahhh shit, I forget.
Posted by Birdie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Generation of Swine

"What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring rain on any summer afternoon can turn ...
Posted by Birdie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what will it be

Birds love to shit on my head
Posted by Birdie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST