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Craig

Loser blues.

About Me

I am a compulsive collector and I suppose I am a fairly irregular person, but don't take my word for it. I like to listen to music and study it too, I also actively enjoy composing music on the guitar and the ukulele and hopefully one day the theremin.
If you want to talk to me my AIM is JAOFDAJ.

My Interests

Dunkelheit, Cauldrons, Music, Art, Oddities.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who will willingly walk up to me and say something nice, like this guy named Juan that I met. He was cool because we talked how his sister had a black kid and it's weird because she's Mexican and so is her husband. Either that or one of my ancestors from back when everyone was a Homo-Erectus.
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Music:


Movies:

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Television:

Voltron: Defender of the Universe, Arrested Development, Naruto, Mythbusters, beast wars

Books:

The House of Dolls, Thesaurus of Quotations, the Ultimate Guitar Handbook, Monster Manual vol. III, Expanded Psionics Handbook, Arms and Equipment Guide.

Heroes:

Del Taco; once you go crinkle you circumstantially will always or will never binkle.

My Blog

Bloodjakapuss: Final War

In the most chaotic moment of the war above the Garkjakapuss, millions of years after the coming of Garboth, did Garboth come again. In orbit of the forsaken planet the legions of Grolothicon did batt...
Posted by Craig on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 02:48:00 PST

Commander Keen

So I made the decision not to go to sleep tonight since club ran really late and I have to get to work at 6:30am anyway. I was playing the greatest series of games ever, Commander Keen in the Invasion...
Posted by Craig on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:11:00 PST

Bloodjakahistory

Part One - The Dethroned God:Roughly 1.5 million years ago, Bloodjakapuss, a heretical alien god, was banished to live imprisoned beneath the ice-crust of Jupiter's moon Europa. It's former followers,...
Posted by Craig on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:23:00 PST

My review of "Juno"

I saw Juno about a month ago, and it's taken about that long for my criticism to gestate. Things I enjoyed:-Much of the acting was quality-The story was sort of entertainingThat's pretty much it. Now ...
Posted by Craig on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:54:00 PST

Variety

Institutional diversity suggests that people are diverse only for reasons that they have no control over. We're a society that champions people's opinions (or perhaps just the right to have them), and...
Posted by Craig on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:28:00 PST

Grolothic History Vol. II

The fortieth year of the Kurdroluk.Garboth, now Supreme Overlord of lands as far North as Altracon, as far South as Deadland, as far East as Luthitania, and as far West as Gezchjlakkland, set his eyes...
Posted by Craig on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:29:00 PST

Grolothic History vol. I

    Garboth Ku Hano Hano (better known as the Savage Garboth, Overlord of all Grolothicon), was born in the sixth year of the Kerdroluk to a poor shrimp farming family. From a young age...
Posted by Craig on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 03:29:00 PST

GARBOTH VS. APOCALYPSE

None hath opposed the Savage Garboth, overlord supreme over the mighty legion of Grolothicon, none hath, saveth one. Curse he! Evil tyrant of the dark empire; the Black Warlock of Malnakob, no man mor...
Posted by Craig on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 12:31:00 PST

Valuable tips for being a retail customer

The customer is NOT always right, as a matter of fact, if there is a discrepancy between the employee and the customer the customer is often wrong. If the nature of your purchase causes it to req...
Posted by Craig on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 02:18:00 PST

We shouldn't be conserving gas

If biofeuls are the future, and people won't switch to them unless they're forced to, and stations won't carry them unless they're forced to, then there's only one thing to do: force them. S...
Posted by Craig on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:55:00 PST