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About Me

Sometimes I'm called Brittany, other times: Britt and B by a select few; Britt-Annie Ine-Man by Leah; Britt-dawg by Bre; Britters by Sara M.; Bitney by Jay; Brit-Brit by Kyle; Brittanya by Paula; Brittanica by Melissa B.; Beebs by Soteria; Miss Brittany by Charles; Brot-Naw by Mitch; B-Nasty and B-Rizzle by Paul; Little B and Booker-T by my mom; Brittany Page by my dad; BP or British Petroleum by Terah Beth; Ms. Page by Billy; Page by Jason B.; and I'm Aunt Bee to my sister's cat.Oh, and I'm a compulsive list-maker.

My Interests

Well, if I were a contestant on Jeopardy!, the ideal categories in the first round for me would be: Commonly Misspelled Words, The Color Wheel, Saved by the Bell, Ratios and Proportions, Cities in Sweden, and Brands of Peanut Butter. And in Double Jeopardy: Punctuation, Pop Artists, Apple Computers, Kitchen Gadgets, Hitchcock Films, and Beatles Song Lyrics. And in Final Jeopardy: English Grammar.

I'd like to meet:

Someone to feed me peeled grapes. OK fine you don't have to peel 'em beforehand.

Music:

The Raveonettes, The Album Leaf, Brendan Benson, Calexico, Iron & Wine, Patsy Cline, Depeche Mode, Frank Sinatra, Hall & Oates, Massive Attack, Prince, The Cure, David Bowie, Queen, Mazzy Star, The White Stripes, The Strokes, Bjork, Portishead, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Sufjan Stevens, James Brown, Ween, Beck, Blur, Radiohead, The Pixies, Beastie Boys, The Cars, Tori Amos, Cibo Matto, Sade, Stevie Wonder, Pinback, Fiona Apple, Belly, The Smiths and various others

Movies:

Little Miss Sunshine, The Goonies, Office Space, Amelie, Happenstance, Punchdrunk Love, About Schmidt, Big, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Vertigo, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Charade, Shaun of the Dead or any zombie flick for that matter, Kill Bill I and II, silly stupid stuff as well as "deep" foreign films and documentaries ...

Television:

Fine. I'm currently watching Survivor. And reruns of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Books:

I'll read anything about communication, language or words, English grammar and usage, writing, art and design, modern home decor, strange-but-true facts or random trivia, and, since I work for one, I read the daily paper.

Heroes:

My Swedish grandmother, 79 years old and still swimming laps in the morning, taking painting classes at night, traveling several times a year, and always laughing.

My Blog

Someone didn’t think this one through.

This is a brick at Petco Park here in San Diego.
Posted by Brittany Page on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:22:00 PST

Tip for a Bum

Today I was picking up some documents from SDSU for one of my colleagues. As I was walking across campus, a woman around the age of 45, carrying a couple of notebooks close to her chest like a 16-year...
Posted by Brittany Page on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:16:00 PST

Swimming in Nickels

Due to a payroll error, I have been shorted five cents per every hour I've worked in the past two years. I will be receiving a check for roughly $200 in the very near future. Here's to glitches in the...
Posted by Brittany Page on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:51:00 PST

Men-tality

Recently a guy asked me my age. I told him 28, to which he replied with astonishment, "Wow, you look pretty good for a 28-year-old." His friend wholeheartedly agreed. They were, incidentally, the ripe...
Posted by Brittany Page on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 09:11:00 PST

Peachy Keen

So yeah, I peel peaches, I don't like the fuzz on the outside of them. And as I was peeling one last night, the last little stroke of the peeler serendipitously left me with this image. I thought it w...
Posted by Brittany Page on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:28:00 PST

an unfortunate experience

Today I cracked open a fortune cookie to reveal ... (insert dramatic gong sound here) ... no fortune. Yes, that's correct, I was robbed of the whole point of eating one of those crunchy bland "treats....
Posted by Brittany Page on Tue, 02 May 2006 11:49:00 PST

Have a one-night stand with Ross.

Here at Ross, we recognize your need for trendy-and-sometimes-slightly-skanky clothes at an affordable price. We also realize that a lot of our outfits are "too memorable" to wear more than once. That...
Posted by Brittany Page on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:12:00 PST

Text Appeal

Okay, people, I'm finally gettin' textified on my phone. Before, I wasn't a big texter because it was 10 cents to send and 10 cents to receive each message. But now, I made the investment of $4.99 a m...
Posted by Brittany Page on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:27:00 PST

Slow and Southern

I just returned to California after a week-long trip back to my home state, Tennessee. While there, I made several observances. One main one is that the South is slow, always has been slow, and probab...
Posted by Brittany Page on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:22:00 PST

"Man kan aldrig veta."

This is just a cautionary tale for those of you who freely post photographs of yourselves scantily clad, intoxicated, making lewd gestures, etc., or post blogs with extremely revealing information and...
Posted by Brittany Page on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 10:14:00 PST