You. Trying to eat well. Not eating well and loving it.
Someone who can teach me PARKOUR! You smelly pirate hooker! Ron Burgandy. Anyone who is remotely interesting. Anyone who wears a uniform. People who will cook for me. People who are decent and kind and SANE.... Or as close to sane as I am. Someone who can paint my nails. Someone who can paint. Mechanics. Guys who work for Ford (the auto company, not some retarded male model. Not that I have anything against male models or anything, I just want someone to fix my car and stuff you know?) People who will put up with my dog, hes awfully hyper. Maybe a Sherpa. Someone with the last name Pigeon. Anyone from the good old days, you know who you are. Girls, girls and more girls. Hahahahaahaa! Registered Massage Therapists. Chefs. Police officers. Someone to entertain me.
The Sword, Raised Fist, Always Die Fighting,You Say Party We Say Die!, Killswitch Engage, Front 242, Front Line Assembly, Terror, Icepick, Your Mother, Jedi Mind Tricks, Deftones, Unearth, Skinny Puppy, Massive Attack, Deltron 3030, DJ Honda, Orbital, ABBA, The Postal Service, Bad Religion, Tragically Hip (Im CANADIAN, I CANT HELP IT!)
Borat, The New Bond Flick, PIRATES! PIRATES AND MORE PIRATES! Snakes On A Plane, ANYTHING TROMA, Susperia, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Land of the Dead, Last House on the Left, Tourist Trap, Hellraiser, Kalifornia, Trainspotting, Acid House, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, GO, OLDBOY, Sultan Sea, Spun, I Spit On Your Grave, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Team America, Sympathy for Mr. Vengance, Sympathy for Lady Vengance, Kung Fu Hustle, STAR WARS, STAR WARS, STAR WARS, The Notebook (NOT! Just Checking to See if You Were Paying Attention)
LOST, Dark Shadows, Kenny vs. Spenny, Star Trek TNG, Lonely Planet, Days of Our Lives, Dr. Phil, Oprah, Survivor (I Cant Help It, I Really Cant), Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Todays Special, Great Space Coaster, Polkadot Door, Read All About It, Read Along, Mr. Rogers, Mr. Dressup, The Lobby Channel in Any Apartment Building
Chuck Palahniuk, Irvine Welsh, Isaac Asimov, Carl Sagan, Stephen King, Anne Rice, I cant think of anything else, Dan Brown, THE HOLY BIBLE YO!
Me, Myself, I.