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audra d.

i hate spiders a lot

About Me

i ruin everything. . . . . . . . . . .. .. .rubbing rocks. . .. . ..xerox.xerox xerox. . . ..xerrrrrrrrr

My Interests

toys n candy

I'd like to meet:

conjoined twins, especially Abby and Brittany Hensel...

Music:

i dance to Lionel Ritchie with my mummy.

Movies:

bloody

Television:

Court TV rocks my world. The day they take COPS off the air, is the day my soul crumbles....good thing you can watch that show on any number of channels at any given time.

Heroes:

my old man with his broken lung

My Blog

livejournal

no more blog here.now you have to go out of your way to read pointless shit
Posted by audra d. on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 12:24:00 PST

the dollar store!

BAM!Rand, Mycohl and I walked to the awesomest dollar store on sunday, right down the street from my apartamente!They have (like any good dollar store) the funniest products ever!!! Products that mak...
Posted by audra d. on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:27:00 PST

karma fucks me hard up the ass

so i slammed into a cunt running into traffic (see previous blog)and then sunday me and mycohl come home from NH at 11pm to find that we're homeless until further notice due to a suspicious fire, and ...
Posted by audra d. on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:31:00 PST

the bitch got what she deserved..and some other shit

whilst driving my two lovely co-workers, Brittany, and Caitlin, home from work yestereve, i hit some bitch who decided it was a good time to run out in traffic.two lanes on huntington ave, one stopped...
Posted by audra d. on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 08:09:00 PST

A Breif Summary of my Saturday with Randi-jo

Rand's dad's house is in the woods.Behind the house is a little winding brook that leads into a lake.We harrassed her neighbor for his inflatable bed so we could play nigger jim and tom sawyer and the...
Posted by audra d. on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 02:45:00 PST

non-digital and old fashioned

pictures...a select few, taken with real live film. Whats film you ask? Well my dear technological friends, its how people  who lived years and years ago documented "good times".  and here a...
Posted by audra d. on Sat, 20 May 2006 06:25:00 PST

at least two pictures of cock

Okay...so lets make this short and sweet.i have only 13 work days left. JUNE 2nd is the big day and ive never been happier!!!THAT means i'll be taking all of June off, and THAT means i'll have plenty ...
Posted by audra d. on Thu, 04 May 2006 07:35:00 PST

snagglepuss and a list of 10

here are some pictures of really fucked up teeth. If thats what you still want to call them. Personally i'd call them "the little shards of stone jammed up in my gums, that i try to grind my food up...
Posted by audra d. on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 07:14:00 PST

saturday

eggs toast maple bacon coffee with a shit load of sugar and a half gallon of cream i know what i dont believe in, but i dont know what i do.... disney world in 11 days. i had an earring in my ear,...
Posted by audra d. on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 07:53:00 PST

Imports and a silverfish

So since i like work for a big old bead company, we get many customers from all over the world. Miyuki Hattori is from Japan. She writes emails using a translation program, unsuccessfully. on...
Posted by audra d. on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 02:40:00 PST