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mango

teeth to teeth

About Me

lets keep this on a need to know basis:

my name is mango.
I am deathly afraid of moths.
I put black pepper on everything.
I have accidentally glued myself to a table.
I love skee-ball more than I will ever love you.
when I was 2 years old my parents strapped me to skis and threw me off a cliff.
I spray paint everything gold.
my friends/family are priority one.
I am never home.
I keep secrets.
I am not above peeing in alleys.
plochman's or nothing at all.
I am so not "in" with the kids these days.

My Interests

I like surprise smiles, and hugs for no reason at all. I have a hobby of finding beauty in the most unexpected places. I love lots of things. I will probably hold your hand. I like names like "johnson", "dick" and "peter", moods that end in "ppy", people that play red rover in the pit, watercourse, bunny hoppers, vegetables, my dogs, ethics, green tea, smiles, bikes. I enjoy playing with fire, but I pretend it's because I'm romantic, not because I'm a pyromaniac. I like to get my shoes dirty, but I pretend it's by accident. I don't like fish, they kind of scare me, I don't like their eyes and they smell bad. I like ponies and glue, but not if the glue is made from ponies, that's not cool. I like to stand outside in the middle of storms and pretend I control the weather. I am a little bit anti-normal.

no more excuses.

I'd like to meet:



viens comme tu es.

Music:

anything with a soul, anything that makes me dance, anything that means something -- anything that doesn't, but makes me laugh anyway.

Movies:

movies made before you were born.

Television:

nerdy shows.

Books:

old smelly books.

Heroes:

ma mère

tu me manques grand-père,

shoogle. no really.

My Blog

hero status

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Posted by mango on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:50:00 PST

never, thats when.

my mother called me last night, worried that I am getting sick, because I sounded extra raspy in the message I left her earlier in the day. she asked me, "when do you ever sleep?"... never, that's whe...
Posted by mango on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 04:55:00 PST

no more plastic bags, fuckers!

http://simplygreensolutions.com/http://www.reusablebags.com/ http://www.onebagatatime.com/http://www.bagsontherun.com/htt p://www.ecobags.com/http://www.earthwisebags.com/http://www. envirosax....
Posted by mango on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:16:00 PST

oy vey.

this dude made me laugh out loud. sweet stache, bro! anyway.I watched the sunrise (fave), had some rooftop yoga time, and am now hard at work shopping for my boss (hey, want some free shoes? maybe a w...
Posted by mango on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 06:28:00 PST

dust bunnies.

I'm sitting on the floor watching two dust bunnies wrestle under the ceiling fan. it's more amusing to me than it really should be. today was my day off. I spent it cleaning out my storage unit -- lot...
Posted by mango on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:35:00 PST

obsessed.

current obsessions:parasols.biota - the world's first compostable bottle, made from corn -- NOT OIL.so yum.audio sex. did this obsession really ever go away? I fucking love zucchini. soto.my fingers f...
Posted by mango on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:39:00 PST

who says you cant eat well on the road? (veggie post)

a complete vegetarian (vegan if you omit the ricotta) feast prepared via my hotel room. it's easy if you just put in a little effort!I was lucky enough to have a small kitchen in my room, however, I r...
Posted by mango on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:35:00 PST

here you can be anything, and i think that scares you

i think that scares you. i've been here before but only by myself. what giving up gives you and where giving up takes you. i've had and i've been. here in center frame, there's only air. just enough s...
Posted by mango on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:58:00 PST

stand still with me.

blankets make me feel safe; it's like another world when you're under the blankets. it all seems better; not so alone, not quite as far away from home. it's that moment when you sit up in bed, and the...
Posted by mango on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:38:00 PST

arrg! banana misfire.

I accidentally threw a rotten banana at my mother's neighbor, I was aiming for her, total bummer. I am in my hometown for one more day. I forget what it's like to do nothing, or rather, have nothing t...
Posted by mango on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:49:00 PST