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mike oxhard

YOU CANT KILL MIKE OXHARD

About Me

DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK CAUSE I NEVER STARTED QUITTING I AM GOING TO RELEASE MY FIRST ALBUM VERY SOON. THE THROWDOWN IN ANTLERS WAS OFF THE HOOK WITH THE EXCEPTION OF A LIL MICROPHONE ACCIDENT, BUT HEY DONT WORRY ABOUT OL BIG MIKE STRIKE. I GOT MAD SKILLZ FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT BE KNOWIN ABOUT ME I AM STUPID TALENTED. I HAVE OUTSTANDING BOW SKILLZ, I AM THE HUMAN BEET BOX CHAMP FOR RANDALL COUNTY IN OKLAHOMA GOING ALL THE WAY TO STATE NEXT YEAR. I AM A MAD RAPPER I CAN GO GANGSTA OR DROP IT LIKE BIG WILLIE STYLE BITCHES. INTERESTING TIDBIT ABOUT MYSELF I ONCE KILLED A TIGER WITH ONLY A SWISS ARMY KNIFE, IT WAS AMAZING I FLEW OUT OF A TREE AND SWOOPED DOWN ON THE ENORMOUS FELINE AS IF IT WERE A SMALL CHILD UNAWARE OF ITS SURROUNDINGS I STABBED IT IN THE HEART AND WITH ONE MASSIVE BLOW I AM VICTORIUS

My Interests

RAPPIN, BEETBOXIN, ENTERTAINING, KARATE, I AM ALSO A BIG GAME HUNTER, I SHOOT DOGS AROUND MY NEIGHBORHOOD JUST TO KEEP MY SKILLS SHARP. ONCE U HAVE THE TASTE OF DEATH U LONG FOR THE NEXT KILL

I'd like to meet:

I AM A FAN OF RUN DMC, FAT BOYS, BUT REALLY BIG WILLIE SMITH IS THE REASON THAT I BEGAN TO FLOW. I AM A CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND OF JERRY MATHERS AKA "THE BEAVE" HE AND I USED TO SWAP BITCHES WE ARE VERY GOOD FRIENDS. HE HELPED ME WRITE MY FIRST RYME. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET CHUCK NORRIS I WENT TO KARATE CAMP LAST SUMMER AND I THINK HE COULD PROBABLY TEACH ME THE SECRETS OF THE MARTIAL ARTS A LIL BETTER THAN RALPH THE INSTRUCTOR AT THE CAMP IN WAURIKA. RALPH IS ALSO THE MEAT MAN AT THE PIGGLY WIGGLY. HE DOES HAVE EXTREMELY LARGE GENITALS THOUGH.I LIKE DONKEY DICK

Music:

MY BIGGEST INFLUENCE IS CAMEO AND OF COURSE BIG WILLIE STYLE. MY SHIT IS THE BOMB, I WRITE MY OWN LYRICS SOME TIME EVEN DROP MY OWN BEETS, MUSIC IS WHAT I AM U KNOW.CHECK ME OUT I AM DOING SOME LITTLE SHIT RIGHT NOW BUT I AM ON THE VERGE OF BLOWIN UP YO

Movies:

BUTT LOVE, HIRSHI HIGHWAY, DOUBLE PENETYRATION 8 AND 9, AMERICAN PIMP, BLACK CHICKS 4, I LOVE ASIAN BITCHES AND NEGRO GIRLS

Television:

I LIKE FRIENDS, AMERICAN IDOL, WALKER TEXAS RANGER

Books:

SLUTS, DIRTIES, CARMA SUTRA, I LIKE MOST ALL NUDIE MAGAZINES, BUT I DONT EVER JERK OFF TO THEM. THEY ARE JUST ARTISTIC EXPRESSIONS TO ME, A WOMANS BODY IS BEAUTIFUL ESPECIALY WHEN SHE IS GETTIN DOUBLE CORNHOLED BY TWO WELL HUNG BLACK DUDES AND THEN THEY TAKE TURNS ON ME

Heroes:

J BOB HE PRACTICALLY RAISED ME AND HE DIDNT HAVE TO HE WOULD ALWAYS TAKE ME TO PLAY DOWN IN HIS MOMS BASEMENT, WE HAD ALOT OF FUN, HE WOULD DRESS UP LIKE KING ARTHUR AND I WOULD BE HIS NAKED LIL PEASANT BOY. THAT WAS REAL COOL. JERRY MATHERS FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD FRIEND AND SHARING DESTINY WITH ME