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The Ferrarini Blumpkin Front

Lick it, Suck it, Two turds in a bucket

About Me

Created with mySpace Profile EditorHi, I'm Dan and I love pussy...and booze...more so booze since I usually end up drunk and naked in the bathroom beating my dick like a minority at a race rally...god damn I'm pathetic....

My Interests

Karate and pooping

I'd like to meet:

A magic shotgun named bang bang that can make out with me and give me that labotomy mama always wanted me to have when I was a poor black child in mississipi but couldn't afford due to social inadaquacies at the time

Music:

Wham!

Movies:

GayPorn

Television:

Muppet Babies

Books:

How to waste semen, by Debbie Smalls

Heroes:

Whoever invented AIDS...so God...and the guy that fucked that ape in the 80's

My Blog

Beardo is a fuck

..Beardo is a fuck...I passed out and that cock sucker drew all over my face while some chick put make up on me...fuck..fuck...fuck!!!  It almost makes me want to quit drinking...fuck that...yeah...
Posted by Mr. Creep on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:13:00 PST

My dick itchith

¶Another exciting night at the ranch...So, I got drunk last night...well, I start from the first to last.  So my buddy Levi calls me up and says lets get food, good fuckin idea, then the other be...
Posted by Mr. Creep on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 02:26:00 PST

Sluts

So I was thinking about my pathetic life and I said to my self..."self you suck" and self said "Fuck you motherfucker, you are a drunk and an asshole" and I replied "Shut your whore mouth or I will Sh...
Posted by Mr. Creep on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:02:00 PST