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Johnny Hollywood

In the nothingness you will find time

About Me

Most major news organizations are reporting that Tiger Woods has to get his knee reconstructed so he can't make millions of more dollars then he already has.
Meanwhile this is going on in our country... We need a revolution of change and we need it now...I am a contemporary Shaman currently enrolled in the Healing the Light Body School that is based on the book Shaman, Healer, Sage by Alberto Villodo, Ph.D. I am healer and I am studying the energy medicine of Inka Shaman. The Illumination process clears the imprints of karma and disease from the Luminous Energy Field and brings about healing at the blueprint level of our being.

I am also a practitioner of Reconnective Healing and The Reconnection.
Reconnective Healing reconnects us to the fullness of the universe as it reconnects us to the fullness of our beings and of who we are. It is considered to be able to reconnect us to the universe and to our very essence not just through a new set of healing frequencies, but through possibly an entirely new bandwidth.
The Reconnection is the umbrella process of reconnecting to the universe, which allows Reconnective Healing to take place. These healings and evolutionary frequencies are of a new bandwidth brought in via a spectrum of light and information. It is through The Reconnection that we are able to interact with these new levels of light and information, and it is through these new levels of light and information that we are able to reconnect.

If you are interested having a Reconnective Healing, The Reconnection or an Illumination done please feel free to contact me.I also write and perform my own songs at open mic's in and around Philly. Maybe I'll record them and create a myspace music profile one day...Still here, huh? Then you might be interested in joining the MySpace group dedicated to keeping me fat, it's ironically named Keep Johnny Fat . If you're into sarcasm, ball-busting and bacon, then this is the group for you!

My Interests

Music, Shamanism, the Paranormal, Metaphysics, The Eagles, Spirituality, Buddhism, Picking up Zelda's poop, Using comma's when I write, Diners, Exercising, Eating pineapple, Poking badgers with spoons, Sex, Taking naps, Pooping in my fart suit, Learning, Meditating, Reiki, Tarrot, Runes, Chocolate pudding, Going of Vacation, Snickers, A rousing game of stinky finger, Yoga, Walking, Running, Hiking, Chicken parmesan, Thinking about abstract art, Computers, MySpace, The Internet, Touching dead squirrels, I even like to dance, Tattoos, Piercings, Writing and Exploring the mysteries of the universe. Other than that, I’m a pretty boring person.

Favorite Quote...
...well I had to quite smoking, of course I went back to drinkin!
- My 83 year old Grandmom (She's 86 now and still smokin and drinkin!
She's my Hero.)
True Story...
A guy walks into a diner with an oxygen tank and oxygen tubes up his nose. The hostess actually asks: "Smoking or Non-Smoking?" Luckily, for all of us in the diner that evening he chose the Non-Smoking section.

I'd like to meet:


Those who step outside of time.

Music:


I LOVE MUSIC! I love everything about it. I like the way it looks, feels, smells and tastes. I even like to roll around naked in it (but that's just me).

Here's my current unofficial top 10 best albums of all time list:

    Pink Floyd – Dark Side of the Moon Derek and the Dominos – Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs The Who – Who’s Next The Rolling Stones – Some Girls Waylon Jennings - Greatest Hits The Beatles – Abbey Road Metallica – Master of Puppets Blind Faith – Blind Faith Dave Mason - Alone Together Iggy And The Stooges – Raw Power

The question came up recently of what songs describe your life so I decided to post a few of them here:

    Social Distortion - Crown Of Thorns Pink Floyd - Time Bob Dylan - Tangled Up In Blue Dave Mason - Shouldn't Have Took More Then You Gave

Current Favorite Lyric:
I had a taste of the real world
When I went down on you, girl
-Miracles, Jefferson Starship

Movies:

Star Wars, The Jerk, The Matrix, Grindhouse, Garden State, 50 First Dates, Underworld, Predator, The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Aviator, Signs, Interview with the Vampire, School Of Rock, Napoleon Dynamite, Pulp Fiction (Anything by Quentin Tarantino), Groundhog Day, Labyrinth, The Blues Brothers, Monty Python - The Holy Grail & Life of Brian, Caddyshack, Donnie Darko, Alien, Rushmore, Better off Dead, Tombstone, Blade, The Big Lebowski, Apocalypse Now, Blazing Saddles, History of the World Pt. 1, Clerks (All Kevin Smith movies even Mall Rats) Sixth Sense, Grindhouse, and of course the Citizen Kane of our generation, Terence and Philip's "Not Without My Anus" Favorite Recent Movie Quote...
"Hey! Careful man! There's a beverage here!"
-The Dude, The Big Lebowski

Television:

X-Files (Yeah, I still watch it), Star Trek - all of them, Lost, Torchwood, Battlestar Gallacta, My Name is Earl, Ghost Hunters, Ice Road Truckers, Flash Gordon, Painkiller Jane, Dr. Who, Flight of the Concords and the NFL Channel

Books:

I mostly read books about New Age Spirituality, Metaphysics and Vampires. Here’s a list of some of my favorites :

    Celestine Prophecy by James Redfield Seth Speaks: The Eternal Validity Of The Soul by Jane Roberts Sacred Contracts by Caroline Myss Stranger In A Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein On The Road by Jack Kerouac The DaVinci Code by Dan Brown Interview With The Vampire by Anne Rice The Complete Amber Chronicles, Books 1-10 by Roger Zelansky Dharma Punx - Noah Levine The Tibetan Book Of Living And Dying - Sogyal Rinpoche

This is what I'm currently reading:
  • The Reconnection - Dr. Eric Pearl
  • Shaman, Healer, Sage - Alberto Villoldo
  • My Blog

    Excuse me, do you have the time or should I just go fuck myself?

    In his book Shaman Healer Sage, Dr. Alberto Villodo talks of masks people create for protection. For a while he lived in NYC. When he first moved there he swore everyone he saw on the street were rapi...
    Posted by Johnny Hollywood on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:25:00 PST

    Meditate and Destroy

    Humbly asked him to remove our short comings... (7th Step Alcoholics Anonymous)   I understand what it's like to be humbled and humiliated but I've never had a good understanding of humility an...
    Posted by Johnny Hollywood on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 09:55:00 PST

    A Night In The Ruts

    I could feel that it was going to be one of those nights when I left for my job at the bar. Everyone of late had been irritated, edgy and in a bad mood. Essentially, being a bartender should be one ...
    Posted by Johnny Hollywood on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 08:53:00 PST

    The Cunning Linguist or Andrea likes her words BIG

    A man goes to the doctor for his annual checkup. After the tests, the doctor is reviewing the results and is intrigued by the fact that the man is now microencephelatic and he was in perfect health th...
    Posted by Johnny Hollywood on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 04:05:00 PST

    A brief history of the Keytar

    The origins of the Keytar can be traced back to the early 1970s when Edgar Winter tricked everyone into thinking they were cool by playing one on the song Frankenstein. Well, he didn't exactly "trick...
    Posted by Johnny Hollywood on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 01:49:00 PST

    Rob's unfinished business

    I met Rob when he was getting clean again after a year long run on crack. My roommate at the time, Phil, and he used to hang out when he was clean before. Since Phil and I hung out now, and Rob was ba...
    Posted by Johnny Hollywood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    LA Story - Day 2

    I open my eyes, the lights are on. I look to my right. Boner is passed out fully clothed (Thank God) on top of the covers on the bed next to me. It must have been a good night if he couldn't figure ou...
    Posted by Johnny Hollywood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    LA Story - Day 1

    The flight went well. Considering youre crammed in a 2 x 4 corner for 5 1/2 hours. The in flight movie was the one with Topher Grace and Randy Quad. Ironic since were going to record a CD in the sam...
    Posted by Johnny Hollywood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    Reviews of shows I've been to in the last month

    Here's a list of shows that I've been to recently: Hazard County Girls - Awsome band, 3 girls from Louisiana played heavy as fuck Black Sabbath type riffs. Hank Williams III - Hank runs the gamut fr...
    Posted by Johnny Hollywood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    The esoteric nature of my personal reality

    I recently made some changes and took ownership of my life. I decided to stop waiting for things to happen and take a proactive approach to my life. I quit a night job working at a bar. Having been so...
    Posted by Johnny Hollywood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST