I'd like to meet:
Anyone who I already know. Or anyone that people I know know. Or people that they know. People that aren't afraid to order a filthy sanchez at a Mexican restaurant. Anyone that is a Knight who says Ni. Persons named fancypants, turkeysub or spazzy Mcghee. People that wear loafers made from former gophers. Professional fluffers. Bitter beer faces. Those that like big butts and cannot lie. Classic east coast wiseasses. Ex-convicts. Girls that can drive 24 foot trucks. Anyone that has ever eaten government cheese. Captain Lou Albano fans. Anyone here that remembers Vera Lynn. That guy that streaks at sporting events. People that hate clowns. Designated drivers. Lord and Lady Douchebag. Persons with six fingers on their right hands that are preparing to die. Uncle fuckas. Anyone that has ever dropped a walkie talkie in a port-a-let. People that have every Jerky Boys call memorized. Anyone wanting to make a 40 dollar bet. Rudy Ruettiger. Closet KISS fans.
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Music:
got it
Movies:
need it
Books:
need it
Heroes:
Terrance and Philip, Frank Zappa, Steve Irwin, Alf, Mrs. Butterworth, Monty Burns, and of course.. Cavey