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The Baron DCLXVI

Go Away, Bait'n!

About Me

My Name is Keith. I grew up in Pinconning, but am now living in Mount Pleasant. I was born in December of 1984, so do the math. I graduated high school in the spring of 2003, and I am currently working at the casino. I am also an aspiring vocalist/bassist.

My Interests

Bass Guitar, Death Grunts, Running Gags, Sarcasm, The Absurd, Puns, Irony, Lewdness, Obscenity, Random Humour, Sexual Innuendo, In Jokes, Obscurity, Dark Comedy, Gallows Humor, Surreal Humour, Anti-Humor. Visual Gags. Toilet Humour.

I'd like to meet:

Alabama Dan

Music:

I listen to Metal: I HATE most pop music, Including (but not limited to) Rap, Pop-punk, Emo, Country, Dance, R&B, and Pop Rock. Akon is an idiot fag. Kanye West is a whiny ass baby. Britany Spears is just pathetic. Nickelback plays the same crappy song with slightly altered lyrics. Country music are just clones of each other. Rap, in general, is a genre filled with juvenile delinquents, felons, and just straight up annoying douche bags and posers. Emo/Fashioncore are just nerds who wear women's clothing.I enjoy metal music not because I was bullied in high school, which is the biggest misconception and most wrong about people who listen to good music, but because you can't put a generic label on it. The musicianship is far beyond that of those in more contemporary (popular) bands (most guitarists are on the virtuoso level, as well as being multi-instrumentalists). The lyrics are usually more thought provoking and meaningful. With that being said, a popular solo artist might only sing, and play a little guitar, while having a ton of studio musicians and/or producers, writers/lyricists. While one man in the metal genre can write lyrics and/or sing, play the guitar, bass, drums and/or drum machine, keyboard and/or synthesizer, and produce their own work. I am just saying this as my personal opinion. If you want to give rappers or other talentless "musicians" more money then be my guest. But know this. Don't preach about someone being a good or talented musician when they don't even write their own songs.

Movies:

Superbad, Idiocracy, Knocked Up, Super Troopers, Old School, Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin, Shaun Of The Dead, Talledega Nights, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Half Baked. Basically anything with filthy jokes.

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Headbangers Ball, Metalocalypse, The Venture Brothers, Awua Teen Hunger Force, 12 oz. Mouse, Squidbillies, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Whitest Kids You Know, Webjunk, Mind of Mencia, Chappelle's Show, WWE/ECW and TNA, Mythbusters.

Books:

Revolver, Metal Hamer, Metal Edge, Metal Maniacs, Bass Guitar, Guitar World, Weiner Dog Art, Guitar Player, Mad Magazine, Future Music, Audiophile. Mainly musical and audio gear review guides.

Heroes:

Trip Fisk (Cautionary Tales of Swords) Brock Samson Marlboro (Anything that kills cowboys is my hero)

My Blog

Country fashion

Why do people go out in public wearing cowboy hats (not to mention thos ugly ass Garth Brooks shirts). They wear cowboy getup thinking they are dressing up, when all they are doing is making them...
Posted by The Baron DCLXVI on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:15:00 PST

Top 10 albums of 07

I know it's a little late, but I am back to give you my favorite albums of last year. So let's begin. 10. Rwake - "Voices Of Omens"  9. Job For A Cowboy - "Genesis"  8. The Red Chord - "Prey...
Posted by The Baron DCLXVI on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:32:00 PST

Player Hating?

If you think I complaining because I am Jealous, you are the opposite of correct. Sure I would like to own a huge house and multiple cars, but I am perfectly happy with the life I live (for the m...
Posted by The Baron DCLXVI on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:54:00 PST

Blender Magazine Sucks

Blender is probably the shittiest music mag there is. They praise what's popular and trash anything resembling a talented act. I got done skimming through the 50 worst artists in music history, and wa...
Posted by The Baron DCLXVI on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:07:00 PST

Greatest Metal Cover Songs

In my opinion, here is a list of my favorite cover songs: 10. Anal Cunt - "Gloves Of Metal" (Manowar) 7. Napalm Death - "Back From The Dead (Death)  9. Agoraphobic Nosebleed - "I'd Rather be...
Posted by The Baron DCLXVI on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:04:00 PST

Profile Songs To Avoid

I have made a list of music that any intellegent person should refrain from using on their profiles. Hip Hop/Rap, Country, Nickelback, Har Metal, One Hit Wonders, Emo, Classic Rock/Oldies (if under40)...
Posted by The Baron DCLXVI on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 03:27:00 PST

Ovenmitts are for pussies

Have you ever noticed someone using an ovenmitt to take something out of the oven. Stupid is it not. Just use a towel or something different than an ovenmitt. They are useless inventions to make us lo...
Posted by The Baron DCLXVI on Tue, 09 May 2006 04:09:00 PST

Overated

I hate the overated. Starting with Kurt Cobain. He was a mediocre guitar player at best, and he could only mumble and scream. Yet he is considered one the best modern musician of his era. Why is that?...
Posted by The Baron DCLXVI on Fri, 05 May 2006 02:17:00 PST