Bass Guitar, Death Grunts, Running Gags, Sarcasm, The Absurd, Puns, Irony, Lewdness, Obscenity, Random Humour, Sexual Innuendo, In Jokes, Obscurity, Dark Comedy, Gallows Humor, Surreal Humour, Anti-Humor. Visual Gags. Toilet Humour.
Alabama Dan
I listen to Metal: I HATE most pop music, Including (but not limited to) Rap, Pop-punk, Emo, Country, Dance, R&B, and Pop Rock. Akon is an idiot fag. Kanye West is a whiny ass baby. Britany Spears is just pathetic. Nickelback plays the same crappy song with slightly altered lyrics. Country music are just clones of each other. Rap, in general, is a genre filled with juvenile delinquents, felons, and just straight up annoying douche bags and posers. Emo/Fashioncore are just nerds who wear women's clothing.I enjoy metal music not because I was bullied in high school, which is the biggest misconception and most wrong about people who listen to good music, but because you can't put a generic label on it. The musicianship is far beyond that of those in more contemporary (popular) bands (most guitarists are on the virtuoso level, as well as being multi-instrumentalists). The lyrics are usually more thought provoking and meaningful. With that being said, a popular solo artist might only sing, and play a little guitar, while having a ton of studio musicians and/or producers, writers/lyricists. While one man in the metal genre can write lyrics and/or sing, play the guitar, bass, drums and/or drum machine, keyboard and/or synthesizer, and produce their own work. I am just saying this as my personal opinion. If you want to give rappers or other talentless "musicians" more money then be my guest. But know this. Don't preach about someone being a good or talented musician when they don't even write their own songs.
Superbad, Idiocracy, Knocked Up, Super Troopers, Old School, Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin, Shaun Of The Dead, Talledega Nights, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Half Baked. Basically anything with filthy jokes.
Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Headbangers Ball, Metalocalypse, The Venture Brothers, Awua Teen Hunger Force, 12 oz. Mouse, Squidbillies, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Whitest Kids You Know, Webjunk, Mind of Mencia, Chappelle's Show, WWE/ECW and TNA, Mythbusters.
Revolver, Metal Hamer, Metal Edge, Metal Maniacs, Bass Guitar, Guitar World, Weiner Dog Art, Guitar Player, Mad Magazine, Future Music, Audiophile. Mainly musical and audio gear review guides.
Trip Fisk (Cautionary Tales of Swords) Brock Samson Marlboro (Anything that kills cowboys is my hero)