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notch

Trust me, I'm better at life than you!

About Me

So this is how it happened: Disturbed while trying to shoplift a shark sandwich from a bottle stand. Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada’s Croatian air drummer was possessed to grab a newspaper off the rack and sit down in the street and in the only thing available at the time, a container of mustard he wrote potential Star witness.At exactly the same time in the year of the dark lord 20 04, across town a man carried a small briefcase and was thinking about having a sandwich and maybe a nap. He was confusingly bored and preoccupied with the width of the modern man’s tie and had found himself for a few days randomly stalking men in department stores using a highly toxic mix of easily obtainable over the counter cough Medici nines knocking men unconscious and dragging them into the bathroom and measuring the width of their,Ties you sick fuck!~As he stalked his next victim across an intersection he felt overcome by the words Schictapooba. And was arrested soon after for writing this all over the floor of a nearby cosmetics counter. He awoke, rejuvenated though molested and sore but he had now a vision. He had found a rare moment of quiet in the infernal rabble that usually rattled around between his ears, he was so happy about this that he decided NOTCH

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/27/2005
Band Website: notchmusic.ca
Band Members: a lame midget swore to the cross not to tell. So go fuck your self
Influences: The guy at my local pool who teaches retards how to swim.
Sounds Like: you know, a bit of this----- a bit of that..maybe a bit tooo much of this======= and ya, okay maybe it could use a bit more----------- But definatly like you should fuck off!
Record Label: this space for sale!!
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

proof musicians need hobbies

Proof musicians need hobbies Blair Dobson ran around Vancouver like a litigator to a car accident throughout the 1990's telling bands he could turn them into stars if only they let him do their videos...
Posted by notch on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:53:00 PST

spooky town

now I rember it like a day dream of when I was a child, a big new american car and pride of what all of this was going to become. A chance at the convience of the American dream with mill jobs and str...
Posted by notch on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 06:04:00 PST

shark sandwich

the intoxication has been succesful, I can die now a happy man, I'll lay here on this fender what is wrong with a slight bit too much rain.Where do you go when everything you know is broken.Where do y...
Posted by notch on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 03:12:00 PST

changing culture

Some things bother me that are stupid. The biggest one in the last while has been the reedits to Star wars. As a father of two little boys this is a bonding thing between us as Dad recovers from...
Posted by notch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the clarity of a smashed face

there is a beauty in the clarity you get from a good shot to the head!! Some weeks or months seem to flip and flop all over the place and you can't find either the high spot or more usually the low...
Posted by notch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST