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JoeyJoeJoJr

Its like a sexy Roots

About Me

Just another guy living the dream, not sure what that dream is, definetly not the one where you're walking around in tightie whities. I wish it was the one where you fly, I never got that one though. I always got the one where I just kinda floated a few feet off the ground. My dreams are lame. I can't even get laid in my dreams, it's always I meet the girl of my dreams and then I wake up or I have to go do something else. I like to sabatoge myself. How's that for about me.Side note: this is the D' Bags music video, im the fat one, just more lovin' to go around

My Interests

movies and stand up comedy. 3 toed sloths and other slow moving methodical animals

I'd like to meet:

Conan O' Brian, Billy West, Jim Gaffigan, Dane Cook, Stephen Root, the kids in the hall. Future me, so I can find out how everything turns out or past me so that way I can tell "Past Joe" to not stop going to the gym and not to ever gamble. I figure that'll make hanging out with "Future Joe" a little sexier

Music:

I don't listen to music as much as I should. The only cd i have is richard cheese lounge against the machine and a bunch of comedy cds. It's a 4 way tie for greatest comedian (Dane Cook, Jim Gaffigan, Lewis Black and Dave Attel). The first two have made me laugh so hard I almost wrecked my mid sized SUV from lack of oxygen to the brain from the whole laughing thing

Movies:

Top Ten Comedies 1. dodgeball 2. 40 year old virgin 3. austin powers 2 4. happy gilmore 5. dumb and dumber 6. spaceballs 7. office space 8. tommy boy 9. zoolander 10. kingpinSome of the movies that didn't make the cut but were very hard to cut.... Shaun of the dead, half baked, kung fu hustle, all kevin smith movies, waynes world, super troopers and some other movies that I just can't remember right now. This list does not include classic comedies IE. Caddyshack, Stripes, Blues Brothers and Blazing Saddles because they are in the hall of fame for comedies. They are in a league of their own, no not the Tom Hanks movie.Anything that is a comedy. Who framed roger rabbit and most of the farrely bros. stuff. Fight club, Usual suspects, the monkey within, Hello Frank, Thor at the bus stop, random rules of filmmaking, the repairman, batman begins (the official best batman yet), the harry potters, the star wars, the lord of the rings (all that geeky stuff), nothing to lose, there are so many i could just keep going but i wont.

Television:

Comedy Central adult swim and poker. I need a life..... Scrubs, curb your enthusiasm, seinfeld, king of the hill, simpsons, futurama, family guy, american dad. I'm also into cartoons these days, Cartoon network has great cartoons like Fosters home for imaginary friends and Xaolin Showdown, great shows

Books:

Harry potter and stuff by dave barry, I think i'm gonna read the art of war and things that are considered classics. I also started reading The game of throne books

Heroes:

Batman and the Joker, batman because he's not a superhero, he's a crimefighter, his only super power is that he is filthy stinking rich. The joker because he's so insane he'd rather hit someone with a slab of meat than a knife, because it's funnier, that's dedication to comedy

My Blog

My life has meaning again

I got a text this afternoon asking for my e-mail address from one Michael "xavier" Thompson. I gave it to him and asked what it was in reference to. He sent me the first draft of Thor the feature. ...
Posted by JoeyJoeJoJr on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:32:00 PST

Week 1 part 2

For all of you who sent encouraging messages thank you.  I make it a point to go right back to the ways that I was going.  I managed to break a few of my agreements to myself.  I went t...
Posted by JoeyJoeJoJr on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:58:00 PST

Week 1

Total sodas = 0 Total fast food/fried foods = 0 Total alcoholic beverages = 0 Total sex = 0 Total dollars in gambling = 0 Total miles walked/jogged so far = 6 Total treadmills tha...
Posted by JoeyJoeJoJr on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:31:00 PST

you died of dysentaria, or a snake bite

So it's time to blaze a trail with all the wagons im gonna be on.  No soda no fried foods, no gambling, no smoking, no fast food, no sex, no drinking, pretty much no anything.  Also im gonna...
Posted by JoeyJoeJoJr on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 04:32:00 PST

freakin’ sweet

I just started watching dexter and this show is climbing up the ranks in the top 10 dramas.  It's freakin sweet and everyone should give it a shot.
Posted by JoeyJoeJoJr on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 11:38:00 PST

the strike

I saw the best thing I've seen in a while, they are bringing back american gladiators.  One good thing came out of the writers strike.  Also I'm listening to the superbad commentary, freakin...
Posted by JoeyJoeJoJr on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:43:00 PST

Thunder Horse

If you're a fan of metal or metalocalypse then pick up Dethklok.  Chicken soup for the soul.  Great cd
Posted by JoeyJoeJoJr on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:52:00 PST

today is the day

I finally got my wriststrong bracelet, my wrist will be powerful now
Posted by JoeyJoeJoJr on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:15:00 PST

Silver lining

I'm not getting my hopes up by any means, but I just got a call from my boss and the guy that I let cash checks might not be a piece of shit asshole after all.  I'm not getting my hopes up too mu...
Posted by JoeyJoeJoJr on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:55:00 PST

FUCKING FURIOUS

Some guy wrote 2000 dollars worth of fake checks, i'm gonna have to pay them.  I hate pieces of shit.
Posted by JoeyJoeJoJr on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 01:19:00 PST