Chet Lightning: Earth Wizard

About Me

Hi, my name is Chet Lightning. I blow people's minds with my keen ability to alter the laws of gravity, physics and planetary motion. I can also play the harp.

My Interests

blowing people's minds, magic, wizardry, warcraft, sudoku.

I'd like to meet:

My mind is so powerful that I've already met everyone.

Season 1

1: Shadow Freeze
2: Flight
3: Pumpkin Toss
4: Needle in a Haystack
5: Sound Guy
6: Random House 1
7: Million Dollar Wowzzz
8: Cardboard Coffin 1
9: A Very Special Christmas
10: Pterodactyl Sparkle Fury
11: B-Ball B-Roll
12: Random House 2

Season 2

1: Heroes Journey
2: Two Places at Once?
3: The Mystique of SIZE
4: Fountain of Youth
5: Chet Rocks!
- Chet at The World Series of Poker
6: Giraffe Ramp

Music:

The easy listenings of Nightwish

Television:

Not Mind Freak.

Heroes:

Hulk Hogan

My Blog

Betrayal pt. 2

A Chet Lightning fan brought this to my attention while I was microwaving a hot pocket in Northern Ireland. My fallen apprentices, The Human Giant, had a Chet Lightning episode posted on their commen...
Posted by Chet Lightning: Earth Wizard on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:20:00 PST

My Apprentices have failed me. A press statement from Chet Lightning.

I wished to remain silent about this, but something is happening in the public eye, and I owe it to my fans to speak out, much like the winter songbird of Genigayah, (208 b.c.).As Chet Lightning, I ge...
Posted by Chet Lightning: Earth Wizard on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:33:00 PST