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The Woman, the Myth, the Legend, the Alex

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About Me


Get your myspace counter I hate glitter tags, don't even think about leaving that feculence on my page.____________________________________________________I'm a mixture of haphazard and obsessive-compulsive. I can't stop my brain from thinking sometimes. I have no ability to manage my time because I'm always being distracted by tiny, tiny details. I care quite a lot (probably too much) about grammar and spelling and dislike all these abbreviations that kids are using nowadays, especially the substitution of 'u' for 'you' - if someone isn't worth 3 characters then why are you bothering to address them? Other gripes include 'lol', the use of 8 in place of ate/eat, and the miss-use of apostrophes - I do my best to ignore it when people do all that, but I start getting twitchy quite quickly! Language is a powerful tool and effective communication is an incredibly important part of everyone's life - it's worth being able to use such tools properly.

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My Interests

working out. bad 80's music, even worse 80's movies, art of all forms really, painting, writing, interpretive dance....well maybe not that....reading, a lot of reading. self educating, dive bars with cheap draw beers ------------

I'd like to meet:

I already met him.

Music:

Elton John. Michael Jackson. U2. Tenacious D.

Movies:

Movies... well, I'm a bit of a fiend for them. I employ a kind of karmic reward system when I go to the cinema - by watching the credits, right to the end, every time I see a film for the first time, I give something back to all the crew that made it. All those people can rest peacefully knowing that someone has seen their name and knows what job they did. This system has ensured that I haven't paid to see a bad film for several years :) In no paticular order: Raising Arizona, Scarface,Trains Planes and Automobiles, Best in Show, Vanilla Sky, Magnolia, Office Space, Garden State, Young Frankenstein, Sicko, Before Sunset, Big Fish, The Notebook, A Christmas Story, Total REcall, Sling Blade, The Lion King, Shrek, Mystic River, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lucky Number Slevin, all Indiana Jones, Crash, Seven, Shaun of the Dead, Eternal Sunshine, Memento, Taxi Driver, Casino, It's a Wonderful Life, Shawshank, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, Fight Club, American Beauty, Glory, Trainspotting, Hairspray, Jesus Christ Superstar, 12 Monkeys, Cape Fear, To Kill A Mockingbird, Requiem for a Dream, REgarding Henry, Saving Private Ryan, Sin City, Forrest Gump, Amadeus, Kill Bill 1&2, Schindlers List, Life is Beautiful, Coffee and Cigarettes, Fargo, Incredibles, Sixth Sense, The Princess Bride, Stand By Me, Ground Hog Day, The Big Lebowski, Cars, Goonies, The Wedding Singer, SuperTroopers, Monsters Inc., Moulin Rouge....

Television:

Arrested Development. Scrubs. Six Feet Under. VH1 Celebreality.

Books:

*I read once that the ancient Egyptians had fifty words for sand & the Eskimos had a hundred words for snow. I wish I had a thousand words for love, but all that comes to mind is the way you move against me while you sleep & there are no words for that.********************************She held her grief behind her eyes like an ocean & when she leaned forward into the day it spilled onto the floor & she wiped at it quickly with her foot & pretended no one had seen.***************************************************Anyo ne can slay a dragon, he told me, but try waking up every morning & loving the world all over again. That's what takes a real hero.************************************ *I held him close for only a short time, but after he was gone, I'd see his smile on the face of a perfect stranger & I knew he would be there with me all the rest of my days.******************************************************* Maybe I don't want a Happy New Year, he said. Maybe I want an intense New Year with a lot of growth experiences & I had to admit I'd never thought of that.**************** *When I first met him, I knew in a moment I would have to spend the next few days re-arranging my mind so there'd be room for him to stay.***************************************I'm not sure if he's gone, she said, but his body is & that's the part I'm getting used to.*********************** *Can I count on you to be there, no matter what? she said & I said no & she said what kind of friend are you? & I said the kind who won't lie to you any time you want & I think she kept me around as a curiosity after that.*********I don't want anything from you, I said, unless you want me to want something from you & he smiled & said, I knew you were in one of those moods.*****************************I've always thought death was a lot like Christmas, I can't wait to find out if being good the whole time was worth it.***************************************************He just sat in the church looking up at nothing in particular & I whispered what are you doing? & he said if Jesus had been a chicken would we have Weber grills all over the place instead of crosses? & I had a hard time concentrating after that, too.*****************************The feel of my spirit was too old for most people to understand & when I walked by they would look up & say oh, the sun went behind a cloud, or, the moon must be full & so I walked for a long time by myself with no one to talk to.********************************************************

Heroes:

YOU.

My Blog

Richardson update

From the Bill Richardson page:   In 2004, Richard Gephardt went negative on front runner Howard Dean, and Dean counter attacked. Voters in Iowa were turned off. Two candidates with positive mess...
Posted by The Woman, the Myth, the Legend, the Alex on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:49:00 PST

Tell it like it is

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net...
Posted by The Woman, the Myth, the Legend, the Alex on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:05:00 PST

stolen from another

..> ..> ..> ..> stolen from another sometimes i look at his profile, and then, i look at my profile, and i look at his profile, and i wonder if he looked at my profile, would he look at his p...
Posted by The Woman, the Myth, the Legend, the Alex on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:01:00 PST

THE ELF MAN

----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: JohnnyO Date: Jun 21, 2007 9:12 AM What were the noises the elf man used to make at you? He is reaching the same celebrity status he had arou...
Posted by The Woman, the Myth, the Legend, the Alex on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:23:00 PST

Hail Canada

As a bartender, I see a lot of things.  One of the most prevalent is the sexual activity of you drunken Marshalltownians.  And I have to say, I am appaled.  In the United States, there ...
Posted by The Woman, the Myth, the Legend, the Alex on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:25:00 PST

This is all wrong.

Dude.  I can't believe it.  Someone else has my name.  And they don't even look that cool.  Fuck.  I need to contact this guy and make sure he's representing!   http://ww...
Posted by The Woman, the Myth, the Legend, the Alex on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:27:00 PST

The Kate texts Borat

I love this story!! The Kate emailed this to me a couple of minutes ago.   "Okay, this is my favorite random story in a while andyou're totally not going to think it's as funny as Ido but it had ...
Posted by The Woman, the Myth, the Legend, the Alex on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:38:00 PST

the beautiful people the beautiful people

Posted By:Ørganic LUKEGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by The Woman, the Myth, the Legend, the Alex on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:47:00 PST

conspiracy?

There are these conspiracy theories about messages hidden in large speeches or lyrics of songs. For example the reverse speech nuts bought a bunch of time for these radio infomercials and would play b...
Posted by The Woman, the Myth, the Legend, the Alex on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:49:00 PST

come on. you know you want to.

Just do it, you're already here.  What else are you going to do for the next 5 minutes?  Pick your nose?  Sicko... http://www.testriffic.com/friendtest/497654   Do it already. ...
Posted by The Woman, the Myth, the Legend, the Alex on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:48:00 PST