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About Me

What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a drummer.............a dumb gorilla...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA But seriously.To Whom it may Concern, My name is Pat. A product of Charles Darwin's theory of evolution... wait, no. I'm from Darwin.But relax! I'm in Perth now. Next time you sing "Pa rumpa pum pum.." think of me, 'cos i'm that little drummer boy. I'm all growed up now, and play in a Perth Heavy Alternative band, Ravior (www.myspace.com/ravior).But there's more to me than that....

My Interests

Music, Jam, Four Wheel Driving, Quoting Family Guy, Drawing Breath, Tuning my banjo....

I'd like to meet:

Anyone really, and Optimus Prime, i heard he's Jewish...

Music:

Cog, Karnivool, The Butterfly Effect, Birds Of Tokyo, Halfsmile, Dave Matthews Band, Meshuggah, John Mayer, Jason Mraz, Killswitch Engage, Heavy Weight Champ, Hope Here Gone, Dyscord, Paris Hilton, Antistatic, Calerway, Themata, A Monkey with a banana, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Ravior, Sevendust, Trivium, Slipknot, The Veronicas, Disturbed, Rage Against The Machine, Audioslave, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, and bucket loads more...

Movies:

Anchorman, Dodgeball, Super Troopers, Van Wilder, Team America, The New Guy, A Night at the Roxbury, One Night in Paris, South Park, Red Dragon, Police Academy series, Nightmare on Elm Street series, Friday 13th series, anything homemade, I'm probably forgetting some others.....oh well

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons, Scrubs, Anything on Fuel TV, the usual funny things.

Books:

Books are the Devil!!!... wait, no, Fooseball is the Devil...

Heroes:

All the dudes from Cog, Karnivool, TBE, and Papa Smurf (you know he nailed all the chick smurfs to get smurf village up and running).

My Blog

I'm hard......for the rest of my life :)

So, i'm now hard......i have a tattoo of a stick figure holding a flag with the RAVIOR logo on it on my leg. I think the best part about the whole procedure was shaving and 'exfoliating' my leg -...
Posted by Paddo on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 04:34:00 PST

OMG 5 BLOGS!!!!!

Well, it's been a marvelous year for us here in heaven - saint peter has been doing an awe-inspiring job keeping the riff-raff on the other side of the pearly gates, my man JC has been keeping us ente...
Posted by Paddo on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:57:00 PST

100 sailors walk into a gay bar...........PARTY!!!!!!!!

So get this, me and leesha were walking through the mall doing our shopping when this little slute whore from the 9th grade comes up to us and has the nerve to call US sluts......omg what a little who...
Posted by Paddo on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:36:00 PST

Oh the Humanity!!!!!!!!

So get this....me and myself got my ear pierced (up on the cartilage) last week and it's now infected - and hurts like hell. So it's been cleaned and moved and screwed around with by this lady at the ...
Posted by Paddo on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 07:21:00 PST

No Extra Points for Subtelty

G'day again to all (all.........all........al...........l...........a......l... ...l....) sorry bout that, bad echo in this room. Anywho, the following is a *ahem* "poem" i wrote about 4 years ago in s...
Posted by Paddo on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 09:05:00 PST

32 slices of un-sliced bread

Good morning/afternoon/evening/night to anyone that can be bothered reading this. Imagine you are floating on a cloud 16 miles about the exact geographical centre of the planet. Now, imagine someone c...
Posted by Paddo on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:50:00 PST