Mr Azmo profile picture

Mr Azmo

Dave's not here man...

About Me

Hair of red, eyes of hazel, taller than most shorter than some. Do not feed after midnight, and keep well lubricated. Some wear and tear, but mostly in good condition. A slight tendency towards madness, sadness or overwhelming gladness as befits the situation.I play music and sing for my supper, and write when the mood takes me. Usually after a few pints. I play things with strings on them like guitars, basses, banjos, mandolins with varying degrees of skill from "Fuck that guy is amazing" to "Hand me my shotgun".Don't follow leaders.Oh, and watch for parking meters.TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF : the survey
Name: David aka Azmo
Birthday: 12the February
Birthplace: Canberra, ACT
Current Location: Perth, WA
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: auburn
Height: 193 cm
Right Handed or Left: right handed tho do some things left handed
Your Heritage: It's complicated...let's just say European
The Shoes You Wore Today: black boots
Your Weakness: smart sexy women
Your Perfect Pizza: BBQ chicken
Goal You Would Like To Acheive This Year: not going insane
Thoughts First Waking Up: have I gone insane yet?
Your Best Physical Feature: I've been told I have nice long hair
Your Bedtime: whenever I eventually pass out
Pepsi or Coke: neither, don't drink soft drinks
McDonalds Or Burger King: neither, don't eat much take away
Cappuccino Or Coffee: strong coffee
Do You Swear: fuck yes!
Do You Sing: Yes, badly, tho I'm trying to improve
Do You Shower Daily: not exactly daily
Have You Been In Love: Yes and I still am
Do You Want To Go To College: I did...didn't pass tho
Do You Want To Get Married: I suppose so...
Do You Beleive In Yourself: not really
Do You Think You Are Attractive: nah, my face is too long
Do You Get Along With Your Parents: yeah
Do You Like Thunderstorms: I love a good thunderstorm baby!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Most certainly
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope, quit years ago
In the past month have you been on Drugs: maybe...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not as such
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes, a hellish place they are
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: fuck off stupid americans
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no sirree bob
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hahaha no it's winter
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: what are you, kidding? Of course!
Ever been called a Tease: Uh, no.
Ever been Beaten up: No. Came close tho.
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah, as a young hooligan
How do you want to Die: heart attack aged 103 whilst fucking 18-yr-old triplets
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up. Well, physically anyway.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not fussed
Favourite Hair Color: dark hair
Short or Long Hair: long hair is sexy
Height: I like a girl to be shorter than me
Number of Drugs I have taken: lost count
Number of CDs I own: equally, lost count
Number of Piercings: One. Just an earring.
Number of Tattoos: none. yet.
Things in Your Past That You Regret: oh shit...thousands of things!
Take this survey | Find more surveys
Bzoink - The Original Survey Site Free Satanic layouts at SatanSpace.com
Free Cursors Myspace Layouts Myspace Comments

My Interests

Pondering the infinite, music, sex, death, love, hate, sunshine, zen, writing, thinking, drinking, self-hypnosis.I play bass now in a band called The Jane Greys, as well as playing my own music on various instrument-type things.

I'd like to meet:

I had a huge list here but I realised most of the people I respect as artists and would like to meet would invariably disappoint me upon actually MEETING. I'd then find it hard to separate their work from their personality as I then knew it.I'd like to meet myself aged about 8 though, give myself a few words of wisdom and also tell myself what to invest in.

Music:

Depends on my mood. Sometimes whatever's on the radio, I like the unpredictability of it. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, The Pogues, The Clash, as a younger guy I loved Metallica & Slayer & Rancid,hmm Nick Drake, Moby, The Whitlams, Led Zeppelin, The Church, The Smiths, Rory Gallagher, Tom Waits, Jeff & Tim Buckley, Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Bob Marley, Clannad, King Crimson, The Decemberists, Augie March, The Go-Betweens, Dead Can Dance, Jesus & Mary Chain, all kinds of folk music, delta blues, sea shanties, rebel ballads, field hollers, ambient techno, hard bop jazz, prog metal, jangle pop, avant garde, powerful classical, cheesy pop music, TOO FUCKIN MUCH TO LIST DANGNABBIT

Movies:

I don't watch many. Waking Life has been a favourite for a while, and of course The Big Lebowski.

Television:

Lots of english comedy shows basically. All the good witty ones, everything from Blackadder to Black Books to The Mighty Boosh to The Young Ones to a fuckload others. And, for the little kid within, cartoons.

Books:

Now we're talking. Too damn many. I don't really read much fiction anymore but still have a big collection. I do like messed-up fiction, the kind that feels like it gives your brain an enema. I've read most of the cliched classics too. Poetry very much heaps good be. Fave non-ficion topics include religion, history, the occult, quantum physics, sociology, true crime and comparative mythology.

Heroes:

What defines a hero? One mans "hero" is another mans "murdering bastard".CURRENT MOON about the moon

My Blog

They use to tell me I was building a dream...

...with peace and glory ahead.   Everything must go!  Sale! SALE! SALE!!!! That's right, we're giving you HUGE bargains on all of our Azmo stock, everything must go!  This brain, atroph...
Posted by Mr Azmo on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 08:10:00 PST

Freshly created half-drunk poems! Woo!

Well, not drunk, so much as tipsy.  Sitting in a pub on a rainy day watching the boats sail by.  Enjoy.  Or not.     'vulpis...or something like that (in response to a nekoch...
Posted by Mr Azmo on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:44:00 PST

Angry politics blog...part 1

Had a huge blog on this, accidentally deleted it.  Fuck it all.  Fuck you all.  It was great, 3 pages it was.  I spent all morning on it.  Then....one dog comes along and pull...
Posted by Mr Azmo on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:39:00 PST

A rambling incoherent rage-filled rant...

First of all let me say I have a cunt of a headache, have a bit of a hangover and my serotonin levels are not what they should be.  So blame any unneccesary verbal bile on that, rather than my us...
Posted by Mr Azmo on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:40:00 PST

Two and a half poems for a Thursday afternoon.

'(un)reason' apparently i am a mistake in reasoningit was meant as a compliment, reason is a whorewe have our little pecadilloesand at one time we were in lovebut now i use her when i have need and th...
Posted by Mr Azmo on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:11:00 PST

Skin-drums, windows and haiku askew...

I am full of sickness, make not feel good.  I was prescribed Tramadol by the doctor for my arm injury (caused by too much ROCKING YOUR FACES) and goshdarnit my system reacts to it and I can't tak...
Posted by Mr Azmo on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:32:00 PST

Angry chunks of foolishness and borderline psychosis...

Hey ho, ahoy and hooray up she rises.  I am sorely vex'd by this life.  The lack of light, and the overwhelming prevalence of my own neuroses, tempts me to feast on spiders and other arachni...
Posted by Mr Azmo on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:31:00 PST

An open letter to all you damn ’indie’ muso wankers!

-Clothes do not maketh the man.  Punk was a rebellion against existing social conformities, and you fucking wankers have turned it into a fashion statement.  Black jacket + pentacle do not =...
Posted by Mr Azmo on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 03:27:00 PST

Awake ye sons of light and shattered shells...

"Above all this, the desire to be alone..."      Philip Larkin said that, or something like it.  I don't have the relevant poetry tome immediately to hand so you'll have ...
Posted by Mr Azmo on Tue, 27 May 2008 08:07:00 PST

A brief burst of brain babble...

//The power of three, why three? he asked me and before i could answer he spoke of pyramids and trinity (both the christian concept of the holy trinity and the town of trinity in new alamo mexico wher...
Posted by Mr Azmo on Sat, 24 May 2008 10:11:00 PST