Money laundering. Actually I enjoy all types of laundry. I should have been a washerwoman. Also moving into sunny spots.
Someone who'd like a muse. And would enjoy being one. I've always thought I'd be rather excellent at that. In a perfect world, someone who'd like to be a willing and reciprocal participant in an arrangement that would involve taking it in turns lying down while the other person feeds them grapes/waxes lyrical about their many unique and wonderful qualities/is inspired to create artistic works of staggering genius and unquestionable longevity based on proximity to them. This would be interspersed with quick dips in the nearby private lagoon to cool down and wash the grape juice off.
Papa was a rolling stone. Well, actually, he was in a last-seventies pogo-pop five piece called the Late Show. They were featured on Top of The Pops though, in 1979. It's in me blood, see?
Do you know what, I never really remember films in any kind of specific way. Just the gist of them. This is a fairly disabling quality in the modern world.
Don't really do telly. Oh so much of it's shite.
Yes I like books and I've got quite a lot of them by some people's standards, though not as many as my mother who has to get rid of some of them periodically otherwise they take over the house.
I don't need another hero.