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Captain Mandate

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Captain Mandate are so damn funky I almost crapped my pants!

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Just look what everyone's saying about the Mighty 'Date!
"The group played the Guernfest festival in Guernsey last summer and attracted the attention of Kelvin Crimson and bassist Kojak McReady of Heave Wave/Stone City band fame." Flicky Harrison
"...a mini riot erupted full on people getting there heads punched in, then the security joined in man it was hideous...So I'm now without a band again, what do you suggest?" Phil Brady
"Im so pumped about the current album, i roundhouse kicked my mum in the face!!!" Mark
"I am sorry but I simply can't afford to pay you that much...." Listen To This
"Blimey, that's a lot of expenses :), we'll have to leave it then..." Riffs
"thanks to the singer (cant remember his name sorry man) ... i could hear all your set from me leaving to get to my house round the corner and back again..." Belarus
"can Cello at your Vic gig tomorrow give a big old plug... ...I didn't mean to overlook your Apartment gig..." Underground
"lovin it. splendidly funktastical" Hanza
"Hahaha, fucking quality!!" Becs
"hmmm, how do virgins dress?" Black Squirrel
"Captain Mandate would like to apologise for .... an written article created by Gina Akers... highly unfunny..." Gina Akers
"...don’t appear to have a sense of humour... expect a lot of work" The Melting Pot

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Music:

Member Since: 6/5/2006
Band Website: captainmandate.com
Band Members:
Influences: The Erb, Wifebeater, Ice Cream, Showaddywaddy
Sounds Like: Dirty, greazy, porn funk
Record Label: we know Brett
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Thursday 17/04/08

What with Captain Mandate being crap an all that, we've decided to use this site to sponsor bands that we feel are less likely to to take the piss. Like, for example, TAILGUNNER who, unlike the 'Date ...
Posted by Captain Mandate on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:22:00 PST

BOOBY TRAPS!!

...is the name of our new bandDebut gig is on Saturday 26th Jan at The Furnaceeither come along or not, choice is yours but don't come moaning to me when we split up and you never got a chance to see ...
Posted by Captain Mandate on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 04:25:00 PST

Boundaries

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Posted by Captain Mandate on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 06:31:00 PST

The Grapes: a review by Cello

"it's like walking into some c**t's a**ehole"
Posted by Captain Mandate on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 02:54:00 PST

Grapes? Coming down? Hanging out?

Yes once again after months of begging, Captain Mandate have finally agreed to stop being a pain in the arse, phoning The Grapes at 4am trying to emotionally blackmail the management into giving us a ...
Posted by Captain Mandate on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:16:00 PST

Old Town Festival (on behalf of Beatbullyz)

Further to my previous blog about pulling out of this. Beatbullyz did offer their services and found out, by accident, that the slot had now been filled by Broken Daylight, a melodic rock band who som...
Posted by Captain Mandate on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:10:00 PST

Swindon Treehug Festival

As you know, one thing we love about Swindon is the way that live events are organised. It's not like any old incompetent wannabe decides one day to try and line their own pockets while trying to put ...
Posted by Captain Mandate on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 05:48:00 PST

how to get unlimited free porn...

...get your mobile out and film yourself having a wank whenever the mood takes youanyway, here's the latest news - and it's all bad news: old town festival, had to pull out sorry, worse, harki's only ...
Posted by Captain Mandate on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 04:56:00 PST

This Friday we celebrate the Day of Uprising Against Occupation

To commemorate Slovenia's Freedom From Oppression Day, our own Slovenian disco producer, Kelvin (The Hit Man) Crimson will be making his first public appearance for over 15 years to celebrate the rele...
Posted by Captain Mandate on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:13:00 PST

Just had to share this piece of band correspondence with you...

Who is that chavvy biatch Stellavision who says that we are not very good on our myspace....feel a blog comin on Dan..?? Lol ... School boy error Harki, you always run the risk of being directly quote...
Posted by Captain Mandate on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 05:31:00 PST