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(Erim) The happiest person ever

Smiles and joy, happy happy days have come, would you join my world of fun?

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Heyhey update in the world of Erim, we didnt mention about having 200 friends which was a good achievement, but now we have over 300 friends, How very popular I am becoming (299 are bands or stupid things or people dont know) yayayay I suck. Now if we get bored we can play 300 yayayayayay. Well anyways we should all have a huge drink to celebrate the fall of the ugly tree beard people whoever they may be. well anways yes everyone keep smiling and be happy forever. i wish you all super happyness unless I dont like you in that case I hope you get that disease, you know, the common cold, and have an embarrassing accident where you sneeze on your employer and get it is his coffee and then he is all like ah you are sacked sir, and you are like but I am just ill, and he is all like yes but I like eating brown things that come from the human chocolate factory. Lol ok that is all the random blabbering you will get. Back to kind of realityAwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, to be really honest it is sad, no mattter how crap we say school is, and how stupid some of the teachers are you have to admit you will miss it. But I will mostly miss all the people who made me laugh and all my mates, you were the best i could ever ask for, and thankyou so much for helping me out whenever I felt down. So I guess this is the end really, please take care of yourselves and we will have to do something over uni breaks.another achievement is that I now know 50 amy's so a salute to my amy crew starring amy, little amy, amy 2, amy v, big amy, retarded amy, amy with a winkle, amy thedestroyer of round stuff, deep throater amy, amy amy, rat face amy, butch amy, skiny amy, fat amy, amy nose, amy p, amy e, amy n, amy i, amy s. love all you girls and thanks for being there when I needed an amy. some amy's not mentioned in this load of genitals.well back to real life?????hmmmmmmmmm I hate those little tampons that look like sweets, I still get confused, even when they do have blood on them.oooh btw, u are a big onion lol
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My Interests

General boy stuff, music a bit of sport like football drugs and having a good old fashioned wank. I enjoy playing my keyboards too relax and to make me feel fluffy, and playing guitar to get over problems i have, such as sustaining an erection, and write songs for my great friends. I also like sniffing non toxic prit stick, sniffing chalk, smoking sugar puffs, and tasting banana flavoured things mr Thompson keeps at his house

I'd like to meet:

God, Barney the Dinosaur, Yes, Mike Oldfield, A headless chicken, Dan murphy because he is soooooooo coooooooool, That hobbit from pope fiction. Stupid the fly. John sutcliffe. Cider man. Andrew love. All of my really good mates. All of my good mates. And all of my mates. And all those people i say have sex with gopod woman tonight too. All my old mates from school. All my newer school mates. Garry hill. The person i secretly like. The special hug crew. The Flying cockeral. Dan murphy. Mercutio. God. The pope. Seamen was cool, Mr motivator, Hong Kong fui, A large tree in the middle of the desert preferably a pine tree. A porcupine tree. Hopefully richard biabiery, and Steve Wilson. Oh and also Captain bird's eye. And that Old black bloke i saw in London he was such a cool bloke. Also the temple tramp he is my great mate. And everyone i have ever had a nice little talk to in my life. And all the legends from Beths.

Music:

Proggressive rock, and some other random retro hippy stuff. When i am in the right mood metal can be good, but only at times, and also shiny happy people, and heat of the moment, but best of all atm is ...

Movies:

I can't tell you but i will give you a clue. You cannot defeat the might of Sauron for he has constantine and also Neo is stupid, but don't worry sir lancelot always wins, but so does mickey mouse. So who will win in the ultimate porno action starring tugga, God and that gay bloke.

Television:

I have 5 of them, they are silly, Erm simpsons, south park, family guy, Futurama, equinox dvd, and the best is p***o

Books:

Good decorationg books are, and i like the wasp factory, just the best book ever, to me because it reminds me of a very special little person heehee, and no not that person. well anyway i don't read much, just read the paper generally.

Heroes:

God, The Pope when he did that lightning thing against stupid george bush. Ghandi's magical fire breath. The infragnable crunk, captain major general, Val halla, Mr sperm head. Mercutio, Oli barker, Mercutio, Beths grammar is gay, Mercutio, Mercutio, Super space buggy and super space bugga, Jesus, Mohammad, he is just so cool shame Bin laden is a ficking idiot, all of my friends, especially my oldest dearest and best friend Dan Murphy, Disco i really want for my birthday. Andy Pay, just a great bloke, his whole family hated me and he still convinced them that i am a good person, so los of love there, erm mr motivator was sexy, and finlly tugga, one of my best heroes

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Just come and play on my myspace. please!!!
Posted by (Erim) The happiest person ever on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:25:00 PST

What you think of me heehee (kaye made me)

Copy and paste and do answers in the comments to the blog please1. Have we kissed?:2. Do you want to?:3. What would you like our relationship to be?:4. Have we dated?:5. Did you like it?:6. Do you wan...
Posted by (Erim) The happiest person ever on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 02:22:00 PST

The Legends of Beths

Basically just mentioning all of the people i thought were legends from BETHS.1. John Sutcliffe, funniest man alive and a great mate2. Elliott Dalavarez, Just one of the best mates you could ask for, ...
Posted by (Erim) The happiest person ever on Fri, 25 May 2007 06:23:00 PST

Happy the keyboard player

Hello everyone. I am the equinox keyboard player. I have long hair, and before i go to nanny's, mummy makes me cakes to eat while i am there. I like pornography, and i hate pornography, i think pornog...
Posted by (Erim) The happiest person ever on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:35:00 PST