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Dr. Stephen P. Whelen

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About Me

So yeah I really did move to Cali and no joke its been so dope for me. Everyone come out and visit you probably won't leave."I'm up to my elbows in alligators".-BT aol sn: StevenLVegas

My Interests

Vegan Princesses, Popular beardadry, birding, being a private eye, mankala, man caller, chik-lit-chik, sand grass, junior beacon, smelly bishop/angry pope, winkelbottom vs. warlock santa, THIS JUST IN 3 DOORS DOWN IS ON TOUR WITH KENNEY CHESNEY, LIKE OMMAGGODD!, building empires, destroying empires, chilling with vampires, matchbooks of disaster, and oh yeah I like taking pictures of things.

I'd like to meet:

FrankenBerry, BooBerry, and Captain Crunch so I can kick that guys ass.

Music:

Elliott MotherFucking Smith, Radiohead, Blonde Redhead, !!!, The Blood Brothers, The Mars Volta, The Faint, Boys Night Out, The Gorrillaz, Mogwai, Refused, Say Anything, Saves the Day, Desaperacidos, Atari Teenage Riot, Wilco, NIN, Brand New, The Beatles, Swollen Members, The People Under the Stairs, 36 Mafia, Out Hud, The Pixies, The Fucking Ocean, Minus The Bear, Anti-Flag, Suicidal Tendencies, At the Drive-In, Outkast, Bloc Party, Blur, Criteria, Deftones, Explosions in the Sky, Glassjaw, Interpol, J.Dilla, Jay-Z, King Crimson, The Kinison, Mindless Self Indulgence, N*E*R*D, Of Montreal, Girl Talk, The One AM Radio, The Strokes, Sunny Day Real Estate, Tepid, Texas is the Reason, The Unicorns, The White Stripes, and Wu-Tang Clan cuz' they ain't nothin' to fuck with.E

Movies:

If you can see it, it probably sucks

Television:

My take on televisions is one thats straight forward and to the point. The television which was introduced in the middle 14th century was created with the intention of use towards radiation treatment. Imagine how those mid-evil people felt when they saw pictures in the T.V. Soon everyone was hooked on Everybody Loves Raymond and Chips. But that is aside from the fact. Today the television has just as important of a use in the family household. It is a center for attention, it gives us unlimitated 100% accurate knowledge, and God's gift to man, FOX news. So to sum all that up into my opinion, I would say the television is as key of a staple to our society, well as..... a key or a staple hahahaha! Kill Me

Books:

Books were created in the late 20th century when Steve Sommers was able to read, they didn't exist before then because of course why would there be a point, when there was no existence before Steve.

Heroes:

FrankenBerry, Rob Ware, Josh Lecce, Will Parrish, and Matty Carson

My Blog

Dead @ 21 revision (Obviously Alive @ 22)

I sit down and accidentally kick my stereo, first comes initial frustration then happiness because I realized I kicked the left open tape deck shut. A small completely insignificant event but it is co...
Posted by Dr. Stephen P. Whelen on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:53:00 PST

I don't know the dude who wrote this, but I feel like he knows me.

casual sundays? fuck casual sundays its all about casual fridays. many wonder what this character is about, wondering what he intends to do on any given day, or night. wandering solo on the streets an...
Posted by Dr. Stephen P. Whelen on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:38:00 PST

New School in '07

I'm going to school in San Fran in January so peace out CTbitches
Posted by Dr. Stephen P. Whelen on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:01:00 PST

Dead @ 21

Sure I haven't given it a chance yet but I really don't see any change for my future any time soon. I wouldn't necessarily say my life is miserable because I can at least entertain myself enough to st...
Posted by Dr. Stephen P. Whelen on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 07:54:00 PST

I got a letter from the ARMY

I awoke in what seemed like an untimely fashion this morning to the phone ringing, I thought for sure it was my Aunt calling for my Grandmama. After about 6 rings of the phone next to my head I decide...
Posted by Dr. Stephen P. Whelen on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 05:37:00 PST