holy crap, lions! (or maybe a survey) |
1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?the twelfth of never2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?hitting the snooze button on my phone 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?putting p...
Posted by matt on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:49:00 PST |
the resurrection is near |
prepare to have your faces rocked, sluts.
Posted by matt on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:08:00 PST |
fiona apple is out of her fucking mind |
and as such made for the most entertaining concert since jurassic 5.
awesome.
Posted by matt on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:20:00 PST |
me > jetta |
at my shop right now is a 2000ish jetta (woman was showing her daughter how to drive and proceeded to back the car into a tree with the driver's door open). my boss and i were working on preppin...
Posted by matt on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:13:00 PST |
long lunch = survey time |
I Want: more hours in the dayI Have: just about everything i could possibly wantI Wish: i was the verb to trust and never let you downI Hate: automatic transmissionsI Miss: my turboslutI Fear: clowns....
Posted by matt on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:13:00 PST |
and josie goes out with a bang. |
went to shoot video of the turboslut today, got one clean run in and on the second, blew a 1.5" hole in the hot side charge pipe on the 2-3 shift (which was just as well, considering i was just about ...
Posted by matt on Sun, 28 May 2006 01:15:00 PST |
a few quick thoughts: |
-channel 845 on directv, called "the rhyme" is hands down the best channel ever. 24 hours of old-school hip-hop, fucking killer b-boy shit from back in the day... fucking brilliant.
-i ne...
Posted by matt on Wed, 24 May 2006 05:56:00 PST |
the internet is for porn... myspace is for surveys (and picking up hot 14 year olds) |
--Info--Name: matthew sobyNicknames: matt, splankyBirthplace: middletown, ctCurrent Location: in front of my computerHair Color: varies, currently dirty blonde-ishEye Color: green?Height: 6'Weight: 1...
Posted by matt on Tue, 16 May 2006 01:51:00 PST |
dear geico, |
first off, let me first express my appreciation at the timely manner in which you are processing my claim. i mean, it's not like i needed a reliable mode of transportation this past month. ...
Posted by matt on Sat, 06 May 2006 07:04:00 PST |
strip club safari: the aftermath |
a few quick things before i pass out:
-as if being there wasn't uncomfortable/weird enough, ASJ was there. i put two dollars in front of her. that was probably time i got my money's worth ...
Posted by matt on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 10:27:00 PST |
