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$hmericka

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About Me


They warn you about killers and thieves in night
I worry about cancer and living right
But my mama never warned me about my own
destructive appetite

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My Interests


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Spontaneity
Stick-on tattoos
Doodling obscenities
Hyphy dance-off competitions
Forgetting people and reintroducing myself multiple times
Raging
Freestyling as a method of communication
Gypsy treasure hunting
Mi bicicleta
Fake identities
Conversing with drunk foreigners
Hotboxing my closet with grapelicious glory
Fireworks
Pescadarianism/Vegetarianism/Veganism
Dream interpretations
Horoscopes and fortune cookies
Sunflowers and bamboo
My kitteh Tigger
"It's California, fool, flyest breezies in the world
And we can roll up a bleezy that'll make your toes curl"

I'd like to meet:


Someone who has Pygmy Marmoset capturing abilities. Sneaky little monkeys.

Music:


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Movies:


Superbad, Grindhouse, The Departed, Life Aquatic, Shaun of the Dead, Big Fish, Borat, Anchorman, I <3 Huckabees, Garden State, Shopgirl, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Amelie, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Requiem For a Dream, The Emperor's New Groove, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Royal Tenenbaums, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Clerks, Pulp Fiction
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Television:


South Park, Sex In the City, Chappelle Show, Planet Earth, The Office, Weeds.

Books:


Chuck Palahniuk, J. R. Tolkien, Kurt Vonnegut, George Orwell, Stephen King.

Heroes:


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My Blog

STOLEN BICYCLE

Tiff Jones’ bicycle was stolen this morning around noon. (March 20)The culprit must be caught!It is a 47 cm blue, gold, and white 10 speed Raleigh with a couple scratches on the top, but other t...
Posted by $hmericka on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:46:00 PST