My Wish List, A Reason to get Married, and Some Linkage... |
So, between life-long wishes and some new wishes (special thanks to my girl, G [Ginger] for turning me onto @1), I have complied my Christmas Wish List!!!Please, message me for my address so you can s... Posted by Rebma Eiram on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 12:04:00 PST |
What a FART looks like...*UPDATED WITH NEW VIDEO* |
I had to show this to you! Hilarious!
Okay, apparently, the above video is fake....But, never fear! I found another one!!!!(And, no, I'm not positive that it's real)Here you go:
... Posted by Rebma Eiram on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 04:43:00 PST |
How do you say goodbye? |
How do you say goodbye to your family?
How do you say goodbye to all your friends?
How do you say goodbye to your culture?
Damnit, how do you say goodbye to fried pickles and fried green tomatoes?
&nb... Posted by Rebma Eiram on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:33:00 PST |
THE MOD SQUAD |
THE MOD SQUAD
What happens when a group of bloggers get together with:
No drama blogs
No sex blogs
No "relationship advice" (esp. from single people) blogs
No blogs about other bloggers
?????... Posted by Rebma Eiram on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 06:04:00 PST |
Sleeping Ninja-Style |
How do you sleep at night? Do you curl into a ball? Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you sleep flat on your back, arms at your sides?
I, apparently, sleep Ninja-style.
I kick... Posted by Rebma Eiram on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:40:00 PST |
How Do I Love Thee/Let Me Spell The Ways... (now with replies) |
A: &nbs
p; ARROGANCE-You have such knowledge of just how wonderful you are&
B: &nbs
p;&nbs... Posted by Rebma Eiram on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:32:00 PST |
And.....the shit hits the fan.....*UPDATE with travel dates* |
I just told my boss I'm moving to Denver. I gave her a 23 day notice.
And she is pissed.
Apparently, I'm "phucking her over".
Um, lady, 95% of your past employees didn't even give you a noti... Posted by Rebma Eiram on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:44:00 PST |
Christmas!!! |
Yo.....I need addresses for you guys!
I'm sending out Christmas cards again! Send me your addy if you want one!!!!! Posted by Rebma Eiram on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:51:00 PST |
Secrets Revealed, The Winner Announced, and A Surprise Announcement From Rebma!!!!(UPDATE) |
1) When I was 16 yrs. old I had sex w/ a transexual malaysian prostitute.
Jason!!!
2) I can sit a certain way and have an orgasm without anyone touching me... or me touching myself. :) &n... Posted by Rebma Eiram on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:04:00 PST |
GUESS MY SECRETS!!!!!!! (COMMENTS UPDATED WITH REPLIES) |
Okay folks. Here's the deal:
I'll list the secrets first. Then, I'll post the screen name and default pic of the secret tellers. You're job will be to match them up.
Example (all of these are false s... Posted by Rebma Eiram on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:59:00 PST |