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daubach

I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue

About Me

i'm not your buddy, friend

My Interests

big league chew, variety buckets, Bob O'hara, steak-tip-dinners, the powAman, fred, pbr pitchers, smoking butts, heckling athletes/comedians, music about drinking/killing your wife, cheddah, losing in madden, dancing the apache, the bruins, free two-liters, fat chicks, ufc, GONZAGA BASKETBALL, being a beer gypsie, anti-taco legistration, scratch tickets, booby traps, time-travelling, underpants gnomes, doublecrosses, steak tip dinners as a form of wager, people who are appreciative, dingers, anger, touching it in the back, all the fries you can give me, no lefties, jewtron, when beavis put that dead rat smoking a butt in that guys car, being on the scene constantly, is this your homework larry, getting 'homeless drunk', all the pretty girls in the world and the ugly girls too cause to me you pretty anyway, john henrys, renegade by styx, doing the 'mortal kombat', burning bridges

I'd like to meet:

flossers, scallywags, scene-causers, beatbags

Television:

too much nowadays

Books:

"yeah, i liked the movie, but it wasnt as good as the book" yeah shut the fuck up. the movie is never as good as the book. with a book its an author writing his idea and maybe three people editing it or whatever but the book is his vision. in a movie theres all sorts of people to fuck it up. so shut up. you read a book, and now you think your smart, i get it.

Heroes:

FLOSSERS RUINERS