beer snobbery... class war... black metal... anarchism... outdoor adventures, especially when drinking and a blatant disregard for personal safety comes into play... riots... smashing rich bastards... brewing beer... dark folklore... trolls and hobgoblins... the coming apocalypse... unholy evil shit... weird facts about random stuff... travelling to far-off lands (and drinking their beer!)... radical history... revolution... all things shiny... fucked up teeth... naps... watching trashy tv and eating greasy take-out when I'm hungover... drinking coffee on an empty stomach... rampaging around town with a drunken mob and crashing parties or cheesy '80s dance nights... telling what I consider to be funny stories and watching people get real uncomfortable... did I mention that I like to drink beer?
Someone with all the answers, or else maybe someone to put a bullet in my head... short of that, I'll take drinking buddies who can make me laugh or keep me entertained with good stories; people who can passionately geek out about completely obscure subjects; anyone who has mastered the fine art of nasty sarcasm and mean-spirited humor; people who just don't give a fuck and do so in a way that makes me laugh alot; someone who can smuggle me a lemur; punx who love metal, metalheads who think like punx; cute elven girls with fucked up teeth; anarchists who don't have annoying liberal bumpersticker politics; more than anything, people who are genuine and not completely full of shit I guess...
Iron Maiden, Finntroll, Ragnarok, 1349, Emperor, Gorgoroth, Drudkh, Immortal, Dark Tranquility, Amon Amarth, Naglfar, Eluveitie, Slayer, Bolt Thrower, Motorhead, The Ex, Dezerter, Sedition, Contropotere, Post Regiment, Rudi Peni, English Dogs, Sacrilege, Joy Division, Killing Joke, Devo, old punk, crust, thrash, black metal, folk metal, bad '80s new wave...
I'm a sucker for anything with toilet humor, or John Cusack getting his heart thrashed... really gory B-movies... whatever...
trashy dating shows, Daily Show, VH1 Classics, Thirsty Traveler, Planet Earth, Lemur Kingdom, No Reservations, Iron Chef, Intervention, Cheaters, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Mr. Show, Young Ones, Father Ted, Family Guy, documentaries that help provide me with random and generally useless factoids to clutter my brain... yeah, I pretty much watch total crap.
I have an embarrassingly large book collection, and read way too much about obscure revolutionary movements, anarchist theory, and a bunch of other stuff that probably gives most normal people a headache... currently I am trying to balance my reading diet with more fiction.
The hardworking ladies from Dunkin Donuts who valiantly ensure that I am caffeinated each morning.