--No, I'm not a General. Only corporal lieutenant second chief in ranking official officer deputy marshal private first class sergeant. Hardly a title to be proud of. I'm working up though. It's a rough patch in my life right now, alright? Syracuse is 0 and 3 and I got those medical problems. First of all, that cab was huge...and a jury decided that one night of pain was worth 200,000 dollars. So there ya go.
--People with nunchuck, bowhunting, and computer hacking skills. People that make delicious quesadilliauhs and chimineychangas. Or maybe just that "Tom" character who put himself on my "Friends Space" before I invited him. Don't be fooled. I've never even had a brief chat with him. He is not really a legitimate friend o' mine. Is he stalking you too?
--I haven't recorded any of my own, but I listen to absolutely everything except nothing. Anything that has sound in it. What's the deal with people that say "I like everything, except..." --Instead of listing every title, I will just give the one artist that best represents what I frequent repeat most. The winner is: DJ Shadow. (such build-up and anticipation just for that?) Okay. Even though these are almost the same thing, runner-ups are: U.N.K.L.E., Diplo, Mr. Dibbs, and Jel. Although difficult to categorize, easy to enjoy they are.
--I have never been in any except for the ones directed by my mom. She's not a professional director. They were home video movies in the 1980s where you had to carry around the heavy VCR pack in addition to the huge bazooka canon viewfinder. Practically had to stroll it on a seperate wagon. She couldn't wink, so one of her hands would cover her "nonviewing" eye. Looking all pirate-esque. Awwrrrrrr matey. Those were the days when you couldn't possibly lose your electronics because they were bigger than your car. --As for a movie I glee in viewing, I'd list: "1 Giant Leap", which fuses artists' spoken word and music from around the world to celebrate the unity in diversity.
--No. I have not been on television either. Geez. What, do I gotta have fame to be cool nowadays? --I have owned a television set though. Does that count? I used to watch it in the 1980s. ThunderCats, M.A.S.K., Shirt-Tales, Go-Bots, He-Man, She-Ra. Pretty much any cartoon with a hyphen in it. --Now I just use a t.v. for viewing DVDs and participating in XBOX Live gaming. Oh, and the occasional free fuzzy snowy channels. Including History, Discovery Health, Weather, TV Land, and Animal Planet.
--MAN. NO. Auggh. I haven't written any books either. Gyaauugh. I don't even read them. I don't like reading anything. It seems to take me too long and there's not enough pictures. I get stressed trying to read recipes or cooking instructions or directions or whatever they are. Seems pretty messed up that I won't read, but I expect others to read my jibberish. I wonder if other people read. --The only books I've even touched lately are VICE's "DOS AND DON'TS" (10 years of Vice magazine's street fashion critiques) and Eckhart Tolle's "THE POWER OF NOW" (a guide to spiritual enlightenment).