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Biatch from JJO

The Only Thing In Life That's Easy Is Sluts

About Me

I'm a girl. I have a kid. I like Metal. I really dig on these bands as of late that are bringing artist integrity and originality back to the table. Tired of weak ass sound the same cookie cutter B.S. bands who's only goal is to write a number 1 song. SUCK IT CHAD KROEGER!

FN Awesome...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHXM97aYo_o

The best is when the fat guy breaks the excercise ball... n the dude in the background all "is this part of the program?" when Darth starts fn shiat up. LOL.


My Interests

The Broken Wheelbarrow, Rodeo, Dirty Sanchez, Pink Sock, Pile Driver, getting trains ran on me by identical twins in a band who's name starts with the letter R and ends with ed.

LOL Story of my life...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94wGndbOIPk



Widget

I'd like to meet:

Wolverine!!! This fight scene rules... but the homo factor is now at a measurable level cuz it's set to Linkin Park - douschefags!

Lady Deathstrike vs Wolverine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS_k_FW8GzY

Dudes with lightsabers...

If only I could get a vid of Wolverine rockin' in a lightsaber battle with some Sith Lords...

Music:



Yummy...Chris Cornell can totally put it anywhere.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....



Like A Stone

What I love about this dude, he just sits there and belts this shizzle out like it's no big thang. Way too fn talented. Dick.

Movies:

Star Fuckin' Wars, X-Men, Iron Man, Bad Santa, Fargo, all the Austin Powers, Casino Royale, Trainspotting, Big Fish, Orgazmo, Baseketball, Silence of the Lambs, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Children of Men, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and on and on and on...

Bad Santa - Are you fucking with me?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peJWxqEVXPY

LMAO... luv the Billy Bob. He's soooo sleazy but i dunno... i'd still give him a hummer.

Television:

Any UFC stuff, The Ultimate Fighter. UFC 84 Ill Will... check out Keith Jardine getting Knocked the F*** OUT! The Axe Murderer is Back bitches!!! Wanderlei Silva vs Keith Jardine

Books:

Any and all Stephen King. Gotta get Heroin Diaries from my girl Stacy. The Turner Diaries is a good read if u want ur head completely fucked with.

Heroes:

Joe Mothafn Rogan

Joe Rogan - Devolution Of Stupid People
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf8R5ZlDiJg

Fairly confident that Joe's Metachlorian count is off the charts.

My Blog

Dana tells it like it is...

So I wrote a rather cunty blog about the lack of awesomeness the Elite XC displayed last Saturday when they aired HEAT on CBS.   I was gonna post it, when I stumbled upon this video of Dana...
Posted by Biatch from JJO on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 03:45:00 PST

FINALLY!!! BAND CAMP BLOG

Band camp blog& Holy shit, how m I 'sposed to blog about Band Camp without writing like 800 pages? Key-rhist& First things first, B.C. is A LOT of work for all us JJO slackers, but shit, it was the m...
Posted by Biatch from JJO on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 03:29:00 PST

Whats worse than plaid shorts? Quilted shorts, thats what!

My Goal: Eliminate all Plaid shorts from Earth. My Plans: See Above My Hopes: I'll be able to master the Jedi Mind trick by next week...   So here's the deal... seriously... there's some f'n rule...
Posted by Biatch from JJO on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 02:31:00 PST

Summerfest N Scott Weiland

So was out at Summerfest a couple days this year.  Sunday I had an interview with Theory of a Deadman, n I hafta admit, they are def not one of my fav bands, so I was less than excited 2 intervi...
Posted by Biatch from JJO on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:47:00 PST

Tantric at the Annex

So Tantric, Foster Child and Framing Hanley rocked the annex on wednesday.  I was band bitch and ran 'em back and forth to interviews, stores n such.  Had an awesome time hangin with 'em.&nb...
Posted by Biatch from JJO on Sun, 11 May 2008 07:41:00 PST

Crosby Fn Loggins? Really?

So... I've been addicted to Rock The Cradle.  For those of u who dunno what it is, it's a show on MTV and it has celeb kids singing against eachother and each week the public votes till they have...
Posted by Biatch from JJO on Sat, 10 May 2008 10:55:00 PST

Roger Huerta Interview

Seriously, this guy fn rules. 05/02/2008Roger Huerta  Leaving 'Normal' BehindBy Thomas Gerbasi For much of his young life, Roger Huerta just wanted to be normal. He wanted to have two parents sitting...
Posted by Biatch from JJO on Wed, 07 May 2008 07:22:00 PST

How did that happen? WTF?

So I hop in the shower the other day.  All the sudden I'm like, wait a minute...I haven't had sex in the shower in 4ever! 3 yrs? WTF?  It was like I completely 4got it was even an option.&nb...
Posted by Biatch from JJO on Sun, 04 May 2008 08:54:00 PST

Concert Season comin!!!!

Holy shit man!  Finally!  Concert season is almost here.  All these awesome shows being announced.  Hatebreed June 14th at the Rave.  Fuck me.  Seriously, Jamey Jasta, pl...
Posted by Biatch from JJO on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:12:00 PST

Oh yeah

One more thing to bitch about... Just watched Fight Night last night and I gotta say the KO call that Steve Mazagatti made during the Houston Alexander/Sandman fight was uber gay.  That’s i...
Posted by Biatch from JJO on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 01:12:00 PST