Fast Eddy AKA Raging Bull AKA Machaivelli

Myspace CodesTOM JONES!...(who)....TOM JONES! (back then they did'nt want me, now I'm HOT,they ALL know me.) Q.Is that BULGE in front of your pants a rolled up(strategically placed) sock? Or are you just happy to see me?....Because either way, those are some DAMN FINE polyester pants!A.(both) (knod of approval)well alright then! lets start the show.... All the way live. BBC.I want nothing more to impress the people I meet in my everyday life.I want people to like me. who dosent?I Recently fell in love and wanted to show her parents she had made a great decision. First impressions are very important. That is why I used PROFESSIONAL ACTORS!.went smooth as hell.I leave the serious stuff up to the professionals.(hello?) I dont want to mess anything up.I have already impressed you babe, the rest is up to savage. (it's the parents)(yikes!)(AWKWARD) At least the important stuff like ...family events,office birthdays,bar mitzvah's,new gang member "jump in's"(im in the elks) .... and weddings, etc. Plus,,,as a Bonus/coincidence.... Fred Savage is always available. so, it works out for both of us. (He moved into the poolhouse,he does all my "stunt work"..for most stuff, but the big stuff, im gonna aim higher).like, my wedding.I want my wedding day to be perfect. thats a big one, dont want anything going wrong there,....so.... im getting Clooney.It will be expensive I am certin, but.. my lady deserves the best. She will cherish this day forever and the pictures will look SWEET!IM LOOKING SEXY AS HELL IN THIS ONE!LOOK BABE!things start going right after too long, maybe we can hire some kid actors, see how that works out. (like a temp to hire postion leading to serious emotional damage for all players involved).I never take myself too serious.,and I think Karma plays a big role in everyting we do. I have a Karma Credit Card. I try and keep the balance under control. Everytime I do something Nice it is like pre-paid on the karma card. Sometimes, .....(sometimes if i know im over and the card is all charged, i do bad stuff)...Cause I got the room on there!(that......and I love to splurge on myself.)Today I open a door for someone,,help some old person at the crosswalk, hold the elevator, thats like $50.00 charged on there.bam, its charged.. Tommorow I cut someone off in traffic,BAM!-$25.00...IM STILL UP!!!thats my perogotive. dont judge me Bobby B!I like old people. They seem to like me, or im just not much of a "listner"..either way, they are great. I get more pills and cool music everytime i see nana. I love it over there. its like belgium waffles and percosit city population me. ba-da-ba-ba-ba..."im loving it". When I say Karma...I am refering to the Bookie my roomate lost $7500 on the fight last weekend.(BIG KARMA-thats what they call him inside the pin)...he wont leave the house or stop following us everywhere till he gets his "GOOODDDDAAAMMMMMOOONNNEEEYYY"(he punhes his fist into his hand)..yada yada yada broken fuckin record. .....he is playing a pretty big part in everything we do to say the least....at the supermarket,the gym,there he is. Big Karma.the Killer. that we Owe $7500.00 to....other then that.....I love movies. I love Cartoons. I love...... Cartoon Movies.I want to live in a movie.Sometimes I cut out washing machine boxes and paint them up like a little smurf villages in my kitchen, I later smash them all up in the "Gargamel scenes"...there is a small fire and some potions are spilled.I like long walks of Short Piers.Syndication.Aucapulco shirts.Tv Land.Raquetball. Did somebody step in Confidence?Everyting happens for a reason. This much I know. I have been very fortunate over the past few years and I am constantly noticing that things all fall into place when and where you would least expect.. As a result of this I have started paying much more attention to the little things.And making it a point to take time outs to appreciate the people who have inspired me and helped me along the way, So I am watching alot more tv. In order to get back to my "roots". Spending time with Sam Malone, Michael Seaver,Woody,Nick Tortelli,Dan Felding,Murdock from the A team, Eddie Haskel, the Beav.,Important People who have had a positive influence on me ....Like Care Bears,Handy Smurf,Ducktales,Rescue Rangers,Andy Grifffin,He-man,Cal worthington,and captin james t.kirk of the u.s.s enterprise. (I hate star trek but I was on a roll there)People that have influenced me? I guess Jack Daniels, Jim Beam name dropping a little here.....Wilma never loved Fred.it shows now in the old footage. you can see it.Sometimes I stare at myself, then forget its not a contest. My Career as a underwater basket weaver, which I take pretty serious.(local 318) I am pretty heavy into Dungeons and Dragons,any role playing games, no no no, Im thinking of someone else I know...wait.me...me.....i guess,work and the best friends I could ever ask for, my dogs.Juneau my alaskan mallamute, and my bassets Hunter and Cabela.Juneau is 3 and the bassets are 10 weeks Palmer is my persian and she is beautiful for her age but quite frankly that is personal and none of your damn business.Anything Saturday Night Live, Salvador Dali,Roadtrips, Weekend Getawaysthat do not include jail Classic Cars-Chevys .singing in the mirror,at my neighbors when they are on "va-ca",and im supposed to just feed the dogs.